PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Natural (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Natural has chosen Tupac- Me Against The World as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Bead Party
vs
Natural

190 cm
31
276 lbs
13 - 4 - 0

185 cm
26
236 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Randy Natural!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, John Mangel and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Both fighters are only really looking to counter, so after a good 30 seconds of circling eachother endlessly, the referee has stepped in and told them both to be more aggressive.

Natural gets the takedown into side control.
Natural misses with the ground and pound.
Natural sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Party is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Party regains half guard, as Natural was trying to land strikes.
Natural missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Natural is looking to advance position but Party won't allow it.
Natural throws a strike but Party avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Natural has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Natural throws a big right hand that misses.
Natural stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Party swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Natural postures up in Party's guard and throws a big left but Party blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Natural trying to move into half guard but instead Party has managed to sweep!
Natural has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Randy Natural.

Natural feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Party keeping full guard, as Natural tries to pass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Party is looking to stand up but Natural isn't so interested in that idea.
Natural throwing strikes from guard but Party blocks nicely.
Party wants to stand and escape but Natural is having none of it.
Natural throws a big elbow that misses.
Natural makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

It looks like Anal Bead Party has been cut.
Natural throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Natural's guard. Nice move by Party!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Party would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party being controlled here momentarily.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.

Natural drives through with a takedown into guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Natural dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Anal Bead Party's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Natural drives through with a takedown into Party's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Party preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Natural working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Natural throwing strikes but missing.
Natural passes Party's left leg - he's now in half guard.

Natural is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Party doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Natural.
Natural throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Party avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Natural.
Natural throws a strike but Party avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Natural throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Party works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Natural postures up in Party's guard and throws a big left but Party blocks it.
Natural is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Natural's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Natural accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Natural missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Natural throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Natural's guard. Nice move by Party!
Natural is trying to control the position but Party postures up.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Natural holds on and takes a little breather.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Anal Bead Party has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Natural blocks a head kick by Party.

Natural shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Party manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Natural throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Natural's guard. Nice move by Party!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Natural looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Party tries to stand but Natural is controlling from the bottom.
Natural wants to improve his position but instead Party has moved into half guard.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Party tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Natural.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Randy Natural showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Anal Bead Party's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. And we move into the final round!

A low kick from Party is predictable there

and Natural counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Natural.

Natural has gone for a leg lock! Party slips out almost immediately though and dives into Natural's guard.
Natural looking to control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Randy Natural has forced the referee to step in and restart the fight on the feet.

Natural drives through with a really nice takedown into side control.
Natural throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Randy Natural has got the better of the ground game so far.
Natural throws an elbow but Party slips to the side and avoids it well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Natural fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Natural tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.

Natural swings around for an armbar but Party sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Natural's guard.
Natural working a defensive guard but Party manages to pass into side control anyway.
Natural is looking for a sweep.
Party working away.
Anal Bead Party has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Natural is looking for a sweep.
Natural can't do much from the bottom here.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Randy Natural.
Party misses with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Party throws a head kick that misses.

Natural shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Natural showed some decent athleticism there.
Randy Natural is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

Natural is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.

And that's the end of the fight!
Randy Natural comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Natural has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 27:30
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 27:30
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Randy Natural!
A victorious Randy Natural thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.