PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Laz Herculus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Trout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Kevin Trout was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Herculus
vs
Trout

225 cm
28
300 lbs
12 - 9 - 0

188 cm
27
300 lbs
11 - 16 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Laz Herculus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Kevin Trout!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Trout tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Herculus paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Trout tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Herculus counters with a nice uppercut.
Trout misses with a takedown attempt
and Herculus counters with a nice uppercut.
Herculus closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Herculus plants his feet and throws a brutal three punch combo that sends Trout swiftly into unconsciousness! Right, left, right! Boom, boom, boom! Trout face plants, battered and bloodied! He might never be the same again after that finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Laz Herculus!
Laz Herculus thanked the fans post fight for their support.