PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jim THE HAMMER (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coug Hunter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hunter comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Got Milf kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

THE HAMMER
vs
Hunter

225 cm
18
265 lbs
1 - 5 - 0

188 cm
21
265 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jim THE HAMMER!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Coug Hunter!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
THE HAMMER will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
THE HAMMER throws a right and a left that both miss.
Some wild striking there from THE HAMMER.
THE HAMMER scores with a one two! Hunter had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.

It looks like Coug Hunter has been cut.
Hunter scores with a jab. THE HAMMER acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
THE HAMMER misses with a wild combination.
THE HAMMER throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hunter.
THE HAMMER misses with a jab, cross combination.
THE HAMMER throws a series of punches but Hunter avoids them all with ease.
THE HAMMER really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A punch combination from THE HAMMER misses.
Hunter rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but THE HAMMER moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

Hunter scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
THE HAMMER on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if THE HAMMER tries to get out of the position.
THE HAMMER is breathing heavily.

Hunter is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! THE HAMMER is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:03 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Coug Hunter!