PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Chester Molester (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tic Tac (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Molester
vs
Tac

185 cm
25
135 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

168 cm
18
137 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Prefers standup

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Chester Molester!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tic Tac!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Joseph Jones and Russell Pearce.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tac has a takedown stuffed.
Molester plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Tac tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Molester counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Tac is lucky that one didn't land flush.

Tac is rocked!
Tac fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Tac is still on wobbly legs! Can Molester finish him?
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Tac is defended easily by Molester.
Chester Molester has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Tic Tac.
Tac throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Molester's waist but Molester gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Tac off to one side.
Tac is starting to get sloppy and is letting his hands down. Molester just took advantage and landed a stinging jab. Oh! Now a right hook, right on the button! Tac has gone limp and this one is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Chester Molester!
In his post fight interview, Chester Molester gave a big smile as he said 'Hey gimme a title shot, i know i lost my belt in one sided beating with me getting my ass kicked but i think i can still be the champ, just gimme a shot!!'.