PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack King (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pan Goatboy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goatboy has chosen Bill Hicks - Goat boy as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

King
vs
Goatboy

186 cm
25
217 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

188 cm
25
190 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jack King!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Pan Goatboy!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
King fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Goatboy looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
King takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Jack King has been cut.
Goatboy connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Goatboy connects with a body shot.
Goatboy lands with a straight right. King didn't see that one coming.
King on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Goatboy lands a slapping body shot.
King takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
King shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
King takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
King slips under a jab from Goatboy.
Goatboy moves out of range of the strikes.
King misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goatboy.
Goatboy works the jab nicely.
King takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Goatboy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Goatboy lands a nice shot to the body.
Goatboy thows a body shot but no joy.
King throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A nice inside leg kick there by Goatboy. That's going to slow King down.
Pan Goatboy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's one minute gone in the round.
King takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Goatboy tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
King misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goatboy.

Goatboy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
King throws a punch but it's blocked by Goatboy.
Goatboy works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
King is breathing heavily.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Goatboy.
Goatboy lands a right hand.
Goatboy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of King backwards.
Goatboy lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Goatboy manages to break the clinch.
King is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Goatboy.
Goatboy ducks under a wild hook from King.
Goatboy connects with the punch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goatboy tries to score with a low kick but King moves his leg out of the way.
King takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Goatboy is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! King had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Goatboy digs a good body shot into King's ribs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
King looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Goatboy scores with a sloppy right hand. King should have avoided that one.

Jack King's cut is getting worse.

Goatboy drops King with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but King looks back up at him and smiles so Goatboy waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

King is rocked!
Goatboy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Oh King is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Goatboy looks to score with a jab to the body but King is just out of range.
Goatboy misses the shot to the body.
Goatboy loads up on a big right hand but King slips the punch.
King seems to have got his legs back now.
A looping hook to the body misses from King. Goatboy does a little dance to reset his feet.
The crowd cheers as Goatboy lands an impressive looking overhand right. King doesn't seem phased though.
King throws a right hand that Goatboy ducks under and follows up with a left that Goatboy also avoids with ease.
King cracks Goatboy with a good jab.
King connects with a looping right hand.
Goatboy just misses with a punch to the body.
A decent looking cross lands there for Goatboy.

Jack King's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Goatboy.
Goatboy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
King looks to score with a jab to the body but Goatboy is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goatboy fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops King to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! King looks to clinch but Goatboy throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! King taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:07 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Pan Goatboy!
After winning the bout, Pan Goatboy thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.