PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pork Chop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Orphan Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Chop
vs
Black

190 cm
25
250 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

155 cm
25
207 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Prefers standup

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pork Chop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, Orphan Black!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Chop misses the jab.
Black lands a nice looking body shot.
Chop bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Chop throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Black motions for Chop to come forward. Black throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Black throws a big shot that misses.
Black's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Chop connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Black scrambles back to his feet.

It looks like Orphan Black has been cut.
Nice straight punches there by Black. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Black.
Chop ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Black moves away.
Chop throws a hook but Black avoids it easily.
Chop tries to clinch up.

Chop forces Black back against the cage and clinches.
Black should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chop goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Black keeps control of Chop as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Chop tries to break the clinch but Black is controlling the position.
Black goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Black blocks an uppercut.
Chop tries a body shot but Black blocks it.
Black struggles to land a body shot inside as Chop controls his hands.
Chop misses with a hook from the clinch.
Black doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Black fails to land.
Black misses with a punch on the inside.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - Black has eaten all the pies!
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Chop.
Chop throws a punch but it's blocked by Black.
Black tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Black blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Chop lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Black misses with a body punch.
Black takes a shot to the head.
Black tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Chop misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chop tries to throw a body punch but Black avoids it by throwing Chop back against the cage.
Chop lands with a left to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Chop just misses with a elbow thrown towards Black's brow.
Chop lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Black is rocked!
Black misses with the head strike.
Chop tries a body shot but Black blocks it.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Chop is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Black to keep the fight standing.
The referee is keeping an eye on Chop - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Chop misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Black.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chop doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Chop prevents a body shot from Black.
Chop pushes Black back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Black blocks an uppercut.
Chop effectively controlling the action here.
Good body shot from Chop.
Black looks winded!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chop lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Chop.
Black prevents a body shot from Chop.
Chop misses with a punch on the inside.
Black tries to throw a body punch but Chop avoids it by throwing Black back against the cage.
Chop misses with a short punch on the inside.
Chop lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Black backwards.
Chop swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chop swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Chop stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Chop tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Chop struggles to land a body shot inside as Black controls his hands.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Chop.
Black is still on wobbly legs! Can Chop finish him?
Chop lands a body shot in the clinch.

Chop floors Black with a big punch on the inside! Black is trying to recover but Chop dives into side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Chop scores with a big shot from side control... and another... and another! Oh Black is done here - save him referee! More strikes land and eventually the ref does step in and Chop can finally stop beating on his defenseless opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:47 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pork Chop!