PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Al Gold (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cabbage Patch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gold's entrance music is Fire Bug. A fine choice. Patch has chosen Stormtrooper-Pepper as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gold
vs
Patch

199 cm
21
269 lbs
6 - 0 - 0

189 cm
25
281 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Intelligent

Fishy Fighting

Red Hand Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Al Gold!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Cabbage Patch!
The judges for this bout are Jeff Smith, Chris Saunders and Ryoma Takatsuka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Patch closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Patch lands in his opponent's guard.
Gold on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Gold tries to get out of the position.
Patch passes into half guard.
Patch stops Gold from getting back to his feet.
Patch is looking to take a break and control but Gold is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Patch not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.

Patch is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Gold sees it coming and defends easily.

Patch in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. Gold tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from Patch!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cabbage Patch!
Cabbage Patch is the new heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Cabbage Patch, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.