PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jupiter Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Antti Hammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Brownstone. Hammer has chosen Bolt Thrower - IV Crusade as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Jones
vs
Hammer

167 cm
25
148 lbs
14 - 7 - 0

155 cm
30
134 lbs
20 - 11 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Powerful

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Perkele!
DJs Locker

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jupiter Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Antti Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Tiny Johnson and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jones checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Sloppy strikes from Jones. Those never looked like landing.
Jones lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Hammer fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Jones checks it well.
Jones lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hammer circles away quickly and effectively.
Jones tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hammer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jones.
Jones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hammer.
Jones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hammer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An inside leg kick lands from Hammer.
Hammer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hammer misses with a kick to the body
and Jones counters with a series of strikes. Hammer will be more careful next time no doubt.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Jones, as that shot connected.
Jones ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
Jones lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Jones lands with a shot to the body.
Jones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hammer.
Jones lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
Jones is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
A clash of legs there as Jones blocks the low kick.
Hammer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Jones misses with a head kick.
Hammer misses with a head kick.
Jones wants to land a leg kick but Hammer is out of range.
Hammer throws a low kick but Jones avoids it.
Hammer throws a front kick aimed at Jones's knee but Jones avoids it well.
Jones lands a lovely overhand right.
Hammer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Jones chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hammer can pounce on him.
Hammer wants to clinch.
Hammer throws a leg kick which misses Jones's front leg but catches the back leg as Jones tries to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
No luck for Hammer with that takedown attempt.
Jones avoids a kick to the body.
Jones circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hammer throws a leg kick but Jones sees it coming and moves out of range.
Hammer throws a front kick that sends Jones stumbling back into the cage.
Hammer keeps the fight on the outside.
Jones swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jones misses with a series of wild punches.
An inside leg kick from Hammer misses.
Hammer walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Jones checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Hammer closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Jones to the mat! Jones manages to get full guard.
Hammer must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Hammer missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.

Hammer throws a sloppy strike and Jones has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Hammer is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Jones!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jupiter Jones!
Post fight, Jupiter Jones stared into the camera and said 'Ba Lil I, you gave me my first loss. Thank you for giving me the chance to avenge it.'.