PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Carl Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Napoleon Bonaparte (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bonaparte is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ona Tańczy Dla Mnie - Weekend. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

Johnson
vs
Bonaparte

192 cm
25
240 lbs
4 - 3 - 0

225 cm
25
170 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Carl Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of London, Napoleon Bonaparte!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Sam Margolis and Phil Schofield.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonaparte misses with a straight left.
Bonaparte throws the left hand but Johnson avoids the punch easily.
Johnson ducks under a wild hook from Bonaparte.
A slow jab from Johnson misses its intended target.
Bonaparte throws out a loose jab but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
A lazy left from Bonaparte finds it's target.
Bonaparte cracks Johnson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Johnson misses with a wild combination.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Johnson throws a big shot that misses.
Johnson scores with a jab. Bonaparte acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bonaparte.
A swing and a miss from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Johnson. That did some damage!
Bonaparte fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Johnson.
Bonaparte is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Bonaparte thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bonaparte lands the left hand.
Bonaparte waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Johnson.
Johnson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bonaparte on the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Johnson tries to move into range but Bonaparte moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bonaparte circles away quickly and effectively.
Johnson scores with the left hand. Bonaparte knows he should have avoided that one.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bonaparte.
Johnson slips under a jab.
A telegraphed right hand from Bonaparte misses the target.
Johnson on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A jab from Bonaparte misses.
Bonaparte throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Johnson looks to land a combination but Bonaparte avoids it well.
Bonaparte lands a really nice looking cross but Johnson seems unphased.
Johnson walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Bonaparte connects with a solid leg kick.
Bonaparte getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Bonaparte with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Bonaparte is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Johnson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Bonaparte misses with a straight right.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Johnson ducks under a wild hook from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bonaparte takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Johnson walks into a stiff left hand from Bonaparte.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bonaparte scores with a crisp jab that stopped Johnson in his tracks.
Johnson's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bonaparte connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Johnson scrambles back to his feet.
Bonaparte is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Johnson.
Bonaparte lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bonaparte dodges the punch combination from Johnson.
Good leg kick by Bonaparte there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Johnson moves into the clinch successfully.
Bonaparte has a couple of punches blocked by Johnson.

Johnson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Bonaparte throws out a powerful jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A jab from Bonaparte does it's job there.
Bonaparte lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nice shot lands for Bonaparte.
Bonaparte throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Johnson connects with a single shot there.
Johnson takes one on the button.
Bonaparte moves out of range of the strikes.
Bonaparte throws a hook but Johnson blocks it.
Johnson on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Bonaparte misses with a hook. Johnson ducked under it nicely.
Johnson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte lands a really nice looking cross but Johnson seems unphased.
Bonaparte lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bonaparte clobbers Johnson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bonaparte missing with a left hand there. Johnson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Johnson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Johnson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Bonaparte.
Johnson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bonaparte.

Johnson takes the fight into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bonaparte throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Johnson.
Bonaparte misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Bonaparte fails to land.
Bonaparte swings wildly with an uppercut but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bonaparte prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
Bonaparte misses with a punch on the inside.
Bonaparte swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bonaparte.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bonaparte.
A head punch on the inside from Bonaparte fails to land.

That's five minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte has Johnson pressed against the cage, preventing Johnson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Bonaparte swings wildly with an uppercut but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bonaparte working aggressively here.
Bonaparte misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bonaparte misses with the head strike.
Johnson is trying to push Bonaparte away but Bonaparte has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Bonaparte has a couple of punches blocked by Johnson.
Johnson tries to circle away but Bonaparte has him pinned against the cage.
Johnson wants to get back to striking at distance but Bonaparte won't allow it.
Johnson lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bonaparte misses with some punches.
Bonaparte misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bonaparte.
Johnson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Johnson tries to circle away but Bonaparte has him pinned against the cage.

That's six minutes gone in the round.
Johnson blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bonaparte doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bonaparte working aggressively here.
Bonaparte throws a punch but it's blocked by Johnson.
The referee calls for Johnson to work.
Johnson looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bonaparte has a couple of punches blocked by Johnson.
Bonaparte misses with a punch on the inside.
Bonaparte keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Johnson's efforts to push away.
Johnson can't break the clinch.
Bonaparte misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bonaparte doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bonaparte tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bonaparte misses with some punches.
Johnson blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's seven minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte misses with some punches.
A right hook to the body lands for Johnson.
Johnson is trying to push Bonaparte away but Bonaparte has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
A short uppercut from Bonaparte.
Bonaparte misses with the head strike.
A head punch on the inside from Bonaparte fails to land.
A frustrated look appears on Johnson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bonaparte misses with a short punch on the inside.
Johnson holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Johnson working hard to break the clinch.
Bonaparte swings wildly with an uppercut but Johnson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bonaparte throws a head punch that misses.
Bonaparte swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's eight minutes gone in the round.
Johnson blocks an uppercut.
Johnson blocking some punches.
Johnson blocks an uppercut.
Johnson is trying to break free.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bonaparte.
Bonaparte keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Johnson's efforts to push away.
Bonaparte working aggressively here.
Johnson effectively controlling the action here.
Johnson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Johnson tries to break the clinch but Bonaparte is controlling the position.
Johnson is trying to break the clinch but Bonaparte is controlling him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bonaparte working aggressively here.
Johnson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Johnson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's nine minutes gone in the round.
Bonaparte working aggressively here.
Johnson is trying to push Bonaparte away but Bonaparte has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
The referee calls for Johnson to work.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch but Bonaparte keeps him there for the moment.
Bonaparte throws a head punch that misses.
Johnson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Johnson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A frustrated look appears on Johnson's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Bonaparte fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Johnson has had enough of the clinch but Bonaparte keeps him there for the moment.
Come on Johnson - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bonaparte.
Johnson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bonaparte has him pressed against the cage.
Johnson is trying to break the clinch but Bonaparte has him pressed against the cage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Napoleon Bonaparte comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bonaparte has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge James Atkins scores the fight for Napoleon Bonaparte!
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight for Napoleon Bonaparte!
Judge Phil Schofield scores the fight for Napoleon Bonaparte!

Napoleon Bonaparte wins by unanimous decision!
A less than humble Napoleon Bonaparte misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.