PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thorin Odinson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Chandler Bing (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Odinson comes into the arena with I will not bow (Breaking Benjamine) blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Odinson
vs
Bing

225 cm
32
287 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

197 cm
26
255 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very quick

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Thorin Odinson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Chandler Bing!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Steve Smith and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bing throws a right hand that misses
and Odinson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bing on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bing throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bing fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Odinson tries to clinch there but Bing circles away.
Odinson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Odinson throws out a loose jab but Bing uses good head movement to avoid it.
Odinson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Odinson doesn't manage to clinch there - Bing circles away.
Odinson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bing throws out the jab.
Bing takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Odinson tries to clinch up
and Bing counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Odinson tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sloppy strikes from Odinson. Those never looked like landing.
Odinson tries to bum rush Bing with a series of wild strikes but Bing uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Odinson staying out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bing bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Odinson's head backwards.
Bing throws an overhand right that lands on Odinson's shoulder, as Odinson tries to avoid the shot.
Bing looks to land a right hand but Odinson moved out of range.
Odinson takes one to the chin there.
Odinson misses with a double jab
and Bing counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bing is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Odinson.
Bing throws a big shot that misses.
Odinson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bing.
Odinson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Bing swivels and escapes.
Odinson slips a jab from Bing.
Odinson is looking to clinch.
Bing avoids the body shot from Odinson.
Good shot there by Odinson.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Odinson is looking to clinch but Bing is avoiding it.
A decent looking cross lands there for Odinson.
Odinson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Bing manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bing lands with a shot to the body.
Odinson wants to clinch but Bing slips to the side
and Bing counters with a straight right hand.
Odinson takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bing.

Odinson closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Bing controlling the action here for a moment.
Odinson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Odinson misses with a knee strike.
Bing managing to block the knees to the body from Odinson.
Odinson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Bing is looking to break free of the clinch but Odinson has double underhooks.
Bing tries to circle away but Odinson has him pinned against the cage.
Bing lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Odinson throws an elbow but it misses.
Bing misses with some punches.

Odinson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bing fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Odinson closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Bing to counter with a crisp jab.
A jab from Odinson misses.
Odinson closes the distance looking to clinch
enabling Bing to counter with a crisp jab.
Bing ducks under a wild hook from Odinson.
Bing ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Bing blocks the body kick.
Bing scores with a hook to the body. Odinson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Odinson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chandler Bing is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Bing looks to score with a jab to the body but Odinson is just out of range.
Odinson moves out of range of the strikes.
Bing misses with a wild body shot.
Bing is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Odinson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Odinson fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bing throws a looping overhand right but Odinson ducks down to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Odinson throws a front kick that sends Bing stumbling back into the cage.

Odinson closes the distance and clinches.
Odinson lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Bing works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Odinson misses with an elbow over the top.
Bing works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.

Bing breaks from the clinch.

Odinson takes the fight into the clinch.
Bing misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Odinson has a couple of punches blocked by Bing.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bing tries to throw a body punch but Odinson avoids it by throwing Bing back against the cage.
Bing throws a head punch that misses.
Odinson tries a knee to the head but Bing blocks it.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.

Odinson pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Chandler Bing will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Odinson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Nice body punch from Bing.
Odinson fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Odinson lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Odinson missing with a left hand there. Bing was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bing blocks a head kick by Odinson.
Odinson pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bing throws a body punch but Odinson moves out of range.
Bing connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.

Odinson fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Bing, pushing him back against the cage.
Odinson fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Odinson misses with an elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bing tries to work over Odinson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Odinson lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Bing presses Odinson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Odinson.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bing lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Odinson working Bing over with knees to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Odinson tries a knee to the head but Bing blocks it.
Bing stalls.
Odinson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Odinson tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Odinson lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Bing has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Thorin Odinson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Bing pushes Odinson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Odinson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A right hand to the body from Bing.
Bing scores with a shot to the side of Odinson's head.
Odinson blocks an uppercut.

Odinson breaks the clinch.
Odinson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bing throws a hook to the side of Odinson's head but Odinson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.

Odinson moves into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Bing.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A short uppercut from Bing.
Bing lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Bing tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bing lands a shoulder strike.
Bing lands with a short shot to the head.
Bing scores with a shoulder strike.

Odinson is rocked!
Bing scores with a hook to the body.
Bing lands with a short shot to the head.
Bing digs a right hand underneath Odinson's ribcage. Odinson let out a lung full of air as it connected.
A short body shot lands from Bing as the two fighters clinch.
Bing misses with a hook to the ribs.
A nice right hand lands inside from Bing.
Bing lands a left hand.
Bing blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bing blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Bing lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Bing misses with a body punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bing is trying to stall.
Odinson missing with knees to the body.
Odinson has Bing pressed against the cage, preventing Bing from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Odinson breaks the clinch.
Bing throws a right hand that Odinson ducks under and follows up with a left that Odinson also avoids with ease.
Bing avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bing lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Odinson tries to clinch but Bing is having none of it.

Bing lands a big uppercut and Odinson crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Odinson looks OK. Bing waves Odinson back to his feet!
Oh Odinson is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bing misses with an uppercut. Odinson saw that one coming.
Odinson throws a combination that misses

and Bing counters with a crisp right hand that drops Odinson! Bing lets Odinson back up to his feet, looking for a finish!
Odinson throws a series of punches but Bing moves out of range.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Bing! Odinson is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:54 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Chandler Bing!
Chandler Bing decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.