PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Saloth Sar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zenek Bonebreaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Saloth Sar is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Sar
vs
Bonebreaker

197 cm
25
268 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

190 cm
20
246 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Mango Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Saloth Sar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Zenek Bonebreaker!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Thiago Cunha and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sar throws a head kick but Bonebreaker moves out of range.
Bonebreaker doesn't manage to clinch there - Sar circles away.
Bonebreaker should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Sar throws a head kick but Bonebreaker moves out of range.
Sar wants to land a leg kick but Bonebreaker is out of range.
A head kick from Sar lands but Bonebreaker takes it in his stride.

It looks like Zenek Bonebreaker has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sar scores with a leg kick.
Bonebreaker shoots for a double leg takedown but Sar sprawls well. He's pushed Bonebreaker's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Bonebreaker shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Sar defends it nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Sar.
Sar pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bonebreaker chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sar can pounce on him.
Saloth Sar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A thudding body kick lands there by Sar!
Sar fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Bonebreaker.
Bonebreaker looks winded!
Sar throws a wild body kick that Bonebreaker sees coming a mile off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sar throws a sloppy head kick and Bonebreaker moves out of range easily.
A big left from Bonebreaker misses.
Sar throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sar scoring well with a low kick there.
Bonebreaker shoots in looking for a takedown but Sar manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Bonebreaker's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Saloth Sar has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zenek Bonebreaker.

Sar lands a big head kick that sends Bonebreaker tumbling to the mat! Sar takes a step backwards and waves Bonebreaker back to his feet - he wants the finish!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sar throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sar lands a leg kick that knocks Bonebreaker off balance momentarily.

Sar lands a big head kick that sends Bonebreaker tumbling to the mat! Sar takes a step backwards and waves Bonebreaker back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Bonebreaker is rocked!
Look low, kick high! Sar uses the oldest trick in the book to send Bonebreaker tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Sar is absolutely delighted - when Bonebreaker wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Saloth Sar!