PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Fat Face two (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Face two comes into the arena with Cake blaring out of the sound system. Garson DeBramalo has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Face two
vs
DeBramalo

188 cm
28
196 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

199 cm
32
259 lbs
33 - 15 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Granite chin

underground dope
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Fat Face two!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Garson DeBramalo!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Winston Howard and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face two with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The fighters circling - DeBramalo throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Face two throws a chopping leg kick but DeBramalo manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A clash of legs there as Face two blocks the low kick.
Face two looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Face two throws a body punch but DeBramalo moves out of range.
DeBramalo moves out of range as Face two strikes.
DeBramalo throws a low kick but Face two avoids it.
Face two checks a leg kick.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as DeBramalo checks a leg kick.
DeBramalo will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Face two throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Face two tries to clinch up but DeBramalo circles away and keeps his distance.

Face two closes the distance and clinches.
Face two lands a left hand.
Face two blocks a body shot from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo tries to work over Face two's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face two is working DeBramalo over against the cage.
Face two misses with the head strike.
DeBramalo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
DeBramalo working aggressively here.
A nice right hand lands inside from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo misses with a body punch.
DeBramalo lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A left hand lands to the body for DeBramalo.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Face two tries to work over DeBramalo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
DeBramalo blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by DeBramalo.
DeBramalo misses with a punch on the inside.
Face two misses with a shot to the kidneys.
DeBramalo is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Face two is breathing heavily.

DeBramalo breaks from the clinch.
A leg kick checked by DeBramalo.
DeBramalo looks to score with a jab to the body but Face two is just out of range.
A left lands for DeBramalo.
DeBramalo connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Face two's hands.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
DeBramalo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

DeBramalo has taken the fight to the clinch.
DeBramalo blocks an uppercut.
Face two tried to land a shot to the body but connects with DeBramalo's elbow.
Face two misses with a punch on the inside.
Face two misses with a hook to the ribs.
Face two fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Face two struggles to land a body shot inside as DeBramalo controls his hands.
Face two tries to work over DeBramalo's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
DeBramalo swings away with an uppercut that misses.
DeBramalo goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A right handed body shot lands from Face two.
DeBramalo working aggressively here.
A short right from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo blocks a punch to the side of the head.
DeBramalo softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
DeBramalo lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Face two misses with a short punch on the inside.
Face two misses with the head strike.
DeBramalo scores with an uppercut up the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Face two softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Face two has a couple of punches blocked by DeBramalo.
DeBramalo unloads a knee to the mid-section. Face two lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
DeBramalo effectively controlling the action here.
DeBramalo creates a bit of distance and cracks Face two with a big uppercut! Face two goes down! The referee pushes DeBramalo away into a neutral corner and starts the count. 4,5,6,7. Will Face two make it up in time? He's still flopping around all over the place! The referee has called off the fight! DeBramalo takes it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:22 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Garson DeBramalo! Garson DeBramalo retains his super heavyweight title!
Garson DeBramalo took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'Steel Penn... Send some of those pussies from Dynasty over here. Let them smell my ham hands.'.