PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yedo Kim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Walter Kurtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kim's entrance music is "We Be Clubbin (Eye of the Tiger Remix)" by Ice Cube . A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kim
vs
Kurtz

225 cm
34
288 lbs
29 - 13 - 0

196 cm
24
259 lbs
11 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yedo Kim!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Walter Kurtz!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kim lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Kurtz misses with a low kick.
Kurtz displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Kim throws out the jab.
Kurtz tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Kurtz throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Kim sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Kurtz scores with a head kick.
Kim throws a hook but Kurtz blocks it.
Kurtz just misses with a punch to the body.
Kim swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Kurtz counters with a thumping low kick.
Crunch! Kim slams his shin into Kurtz's torso.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid leg kick lands there for Kim.
Kurtz throws an overhand right that lands on Kim's shoulder, as Kim tries to avoid the shot.
Kurtz thows a body kick. Kim tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Kurtz throws a push kick but Kim slaps the foot to one side.
Kurtz takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A shot to the liver by Kim. Beautiful body shot.
Kurtz tries to bum rush Kim with a series of wild strikes but Kim uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Kim misses with a body kick.
Kurtz throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Kim keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Kim waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kurtz.
Kim lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kim on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Kurtz. Kurtz obviously looking to wear him down.
Kim has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kim there as he acknowledges the shot.
Kim slips a straight right by Kurtz.
A nice inside leg kick there by Kim. That's going to slow Kurtz down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kim rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
enabling Kurtz to counter with a crisp jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kim.
A clash of legs there as Kurtz blocks the low kick.
Kim connects with a solid leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Kurtz. That snapped Kim's head back.
Kurtz blocks the body kick.
Kim lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

It looks like Walter Kurtz has been cut.
Kim throws a head kick but Kurtz moves out of range.
Kim cracks a nice hook into Kurtz's ribs.
Kurtz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Kim staying out of range there.
Kim throws a good cross that connects.
A big left from Kurtz misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kurtz walks into a straight right hand from Kim.
Kim turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Kurtz misses with a head kick.
Kim scores with a nice head shot.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Kim, right into the meat.
Kim moves into range and connects with a jab.

Kurtz is rocked!
Kurtz's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Kurtz leaves his chin hanging out and Kim seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Kurtz crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Yedo Kim!
Yedo Kim gave a mention to Supersize Me in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).