PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Debby Snack Cakes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dom Inate (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Snack Cakes
vs
Inate

172 cm
26
155 lbs
7 - 5 - 0

180 cm
26
155 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Prefers standup

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Debby Snack Cakes!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Dom Inate!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, John Roberts and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice defenses there by Inate.
Snack Cakes fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Snack Cakes tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Inate swivels and escapes.
Snack Cakes dives in and grabs Inate's left leg, looking for a takedown. Inate pushes down on Snack Cakes's head and hops out.
Snack Cakes misses with a wild body shot.
Inate uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Snack Cakes.
Snack Cakes scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.

Snack Cakes closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Inate to the mat! Inate manages to get full guard.

Inate is rocked!
The referee is pacing around the two fighters - he looks like he's thinking about a standup.

Snack Cakes stands and steps away. Inate gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Snack Cakes throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Inate's waist but Inate gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Snack Cakes off to one side.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Debby Snack Cakes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Snack Cakes shoots in for a double leg but Inate sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snack Cakes fails with the takedown.
Snack Cakes misses the shot to the body.
Snack Cakes swings away with a body shot that misses
and Inate counters with a nice uppercut.
No luck for Snack Cakes with that takedown attempt.
Snack Cakes dives in and grabs Inate's left leg, looking for a takedown. Inate pushes down on Snack Cakes's head and hops out.
Inate slips under a jab.
Inate takes one on the button.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Snack Cakes.
Inate keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snack Cakes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Inate moves away.
Snack Cakes throws a body punch but Inate moves out of range.
Snack Cakes takes a swing at Inate's ribcage but misses.
Snack Cakes fails with the takedown.
Snack Cakes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Snack Cakes misses with a body shot.
Dom Inate is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes scores with a jab to the jaw.
Inate avoids the body shot from Snack Cakes.
Inate ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Snack Cakes is looking to wear down Inate with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Inate stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Inate wants it to stay on the feet.
Snack Cakes waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Inate.
Snack Cakes has a takedown stuffed.
Snack Cakes throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Snack Cakes shoots in but no luck this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes misses with a hook
and Inate counters with a right hand to the body.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Snack Cakes is defended easily by Inate.
Inate showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Snack Cakes.
Snack Cakes shoots in but no luck this time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Snack Cakes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Inate circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Debby Snack Cakes dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A telegraphed right hand from Snack Cakes misses the target.
A looping hook to the body misses from Snack Cakes. Inate does a little dance to reset his feet.
A combination from Snack Cakes does no damage.
Snack Cakes tries for a takedown but Inate sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Snack Cakes ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Inate moves away.
Snack Cakes fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Inate avoids it really well and circles away.
Snack Cakes looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Inate slips a straight right by Snack Cakes.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snack Cakes fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Debby Snack Cakes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Inate leaves Snack Cakes with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Snack Cakes shoots in looking for a takedown. Inate tries to sprawl out of it but Snack Cakes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Inate manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Inate uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Snack Cakes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Inate swivels and escapes.
Snack Cakes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Inate circles away.
Debby Snack Cakes is winning the standup battle so far.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Inate dodges the punch combination from Snack Cakes.
Snack Cakes fails with the takedown.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Snack Cakes is defended easily by Inate.
Snack Cakes shoots in for a takedown but Inate shows good takedown defense.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice sprawl there from Inate as Snack Cakes shoots in.
Snack Cakes dives in and grabs Inate's left leg, looking for a takedown. Inate pushes down on Snack Cakes's head and hops out.
Snack Cakes waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Inate.
Snack Cakes throws a right hand that misses
and Inate counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Snack Cakes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Snack Cakes lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Horrible takedown by Snack Cakes or perhaps it was just good defense by Inate which made him look bad.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes lands the left hand.
Nice defenses there by Inate.
Debby Snack Cakes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Snack Cakes fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Inate avoids it really well and circles away.
Snack Cakes shoots in but no luck this time.
Snack Cakes shoots for a double leg takedown but Inate sprawls well. He's pushed Snack Cakes's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Inate leaves Snack Cakes with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Debby Snack Cakes dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Snack Cakes shoots for a double leg takedown but Inate sprawls well. He's pushed Snack Cakes's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Inate slips a straight right by Snack Cakes.
Inate moves out of range of the strikes.
Snack Cakes shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Snack Cakes misses with a two punch combination.
Inate blocks a jab.
Inate ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Inate stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Inate wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Debby Snack Cakes. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snack Cakes fails to land the takedown.
Inate defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Snack Cakes.
Snack Cakes throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Inate counters with a left to the body.
Inate staying out of range there.
Snack Cakes tries for a takedown but Inate sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Snack Cakes shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Inate defends it nicely.
Inate avoids the body shot from Snack Cakes.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes fails with a takedown attempt.
Inate keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Snack Cakes swings for the body but Inate moves out of range.
Inate displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Snack Cakes throws out the jab.
Snack Cakes shoots in for a takedown but Inate shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Snack Cakes has a takedown stuffed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Inate keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Snack Cakes misses with a takedown attempt - Inate sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Snack Cakes shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Inate pinned against the cage. Inate gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Snack Cakes misses with a left hand
letting Inate counter with a right hand.
Snack Cakes is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Inate's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Snack Cakes misses with a straight left.
Snack Cakes with a lazy takedown attempt
letting Inate counter with a right hand.
Snack Cakes tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Inate was well out of range. Poor timing from Snack Cakes.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Snack Cakes throws a jab when Inate was well out of range.
Snack Cakes has a takedown stuffed.
Snack Cakes shoots in looking for a takedown. Inate tries to sprawl out of it but Snack Cakes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Inate manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Snack Cakes pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Snack Cakes shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Inate as he avoids it easily.

And that's the end of the fight!
Debby Snack Cakes showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Snack Cakes has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Debby Snack Cakes!
A relieved looking Debby Snack Cakes thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.