PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Du Arschloch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Collin McRory (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying McRory's choice of entrance music: Lights by Ellie Goulding (Bassnecter Remix). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Arschloch
vs
McRory

177 cm
21
142 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

185 cm
18
145 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Can Moonwalk

Fury Nutrition Inc.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Du Arschloch !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Collin McRory!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Eddie Farnsworth and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McRory looks to land a right hand but Arschloch moved out of range.
Arschloch with a poor takedown
and McRory counters with a left to the body.
Arschloch with a lazy takedown attempt

and McRory counters with a single leg into guard. Arschloch didn't expect that.

Arschloch is looking for a triangle but McRory pushes his legs off easily.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McRory showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Arschloch avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
McRory connects with a couple of short punches.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McRory slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
McRory trying to control the position but Arschloch is working away.
McRory landing strikes.
Arschloch is looking for a sweep.
The referee asks McRory politely if he wouldn't mind getting on with it and actually doing something. McRory prefers to stall for the moment though.
McRory wants to stand but Arschloch has his arm trapped.
Arschloch tries to bench press McRory off him but McRory keeps the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McRory tries to move to mount but Arschloch blocks the move with his legs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Arschloch takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Arschloch throws a couple of punches but he's in a bad position and they don't land.
McRory moving around in side mount but really he's just happy to control for now.
Arschloch wings away with a couple of strikes but they don't land.
McRory avoids the strikes from the bottom by Arschloch .
Arschloch trying to remain calm as McRory controls from the top position.
McRory is putting a hurting on Arschloch here, landing some big shots from side control.
McRory is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Arschloch manages to work his way to half guard, despite McRory's best efforts.
McRory prevents Arschloch from improving his position.
Arschloch has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
McRory winds up and cracks Arschloch with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McRory winds up and cracks Arschloch with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
McRory content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. McRory connects with a nice short shot to Arschloch 's temple.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McRory lands a nice short elbow.
McRory wants to pass the guard but Arschloch is defending well.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McRory controlling the action here.
Arschloch manages to get to full guard.
Arschloch tries to strike from the bottom.
McRory stands up over Arschloch , holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Arschloch is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McRory wanted to stand there but Arschloch had control of the position.
Arschloch thows some rabbit punches from the bottom but they don't do any damage.
McRory slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McRory distracts Arschloch with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
McRory is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Arschloch has his foot on McRory's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. McRory works his way back into a safe position though.
Arschloch keeping moving, preventing McRory from controlling successfully.

Arschloch is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
McRory sitting in guard here, content to control.
Arschloch bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in McRory's guard.
McRory looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McRory looking for a sweep. Not yet McRory, not yet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Arschloch connects with a couple of short punches.
Arschloch with a flurry of punches that miss.
McRory is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
Arschloch stops McRory from standing up.
McRory pulls Arschloch in close to prevent any damage.
Arschloch preventing the sweep.

The ref stands the fighters back up, due to lack of action by Collin McRory.
Arschloch fails with the takedown

and McRory counters with a nice double leg into side control. Arschloch won't be happy with that.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Du Arschloch . That's going to take a lot out of him.
A lull in the action here.
McRory wants to stand but Arschloch is controlling his arm.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Arschloch sneaks a leg under to get back to half guard.

Arschloch is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McRory pulls his head out easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Collin McRory dominated that round.
That's time! Arschloch 's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Arschloch tries for a takedown but McRory circles away easily

and McRory counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
McRory really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Arschloch . If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
McRory content to control rather than advance.
McRory is pressing down on Arschloch 's thigh, looking to free his foot. Arschloch is holding on for now.

Arschloch looking for submissions off his back.

Arschloch looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McRory performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Arschloch misses with some strikes from the bottom.
Arschloch on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Collin McRory has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McRory is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Arschloch flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
McRory working the head and body with strikes.

Arschloch looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
McRory is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McRory scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
McRory is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
McRory working Arschloch over with strikes.
McRory trying to control the pace.
Nice strikes from McRory there.
Well, if McRory is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
McRory seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Arschloch is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Arschloch tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
McRory is controlling the pace.
Arschloch gets full guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Arschloch looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

Arschloch looking for a guillotine here but McRory defends easily.

Arschloch is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! McRory has his hands clasped together but Arschloch extends an breaks McRory's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Arschloch .

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:58 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Du Arschloch !