PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mamon Huge (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Angel McClelland (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Angel McClelland was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Huge
vs
McClelland

210 cm
28
190 lbs
4 - 9 - 0

180 cm
25
198 lbs
5 - 9 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Nuclear Fight Gear
Hercules Fightwear ( BASICS 7$ | Laundry 95 % )

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mamon Huge!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 9 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Angel McClelland!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Dillan Fox and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McClelland looks for the body kick but Huge saw that one coming.
Huge has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McClelland.

McClelland looking to score a takedown here. Huge is defending well but McClelland drives through and ends up in Huge's guard.
McClelland trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McClelland lands a couple of digs.
McClelland throwing strikes from guard but Huge blocks nicely.
Huge avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
McClelland throws a big right hand that misses.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Huge preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

McClelland gets to his feet - Huge follows without any prompting.

McClelland moves into the clinch.
McClelland lands an elbow inside that Huge shrugs off.
McClelland throws a knee to the head but misses.
McClelland misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Huge.

McClelland lands a nice trip takedown into half guard.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. McClelland lands a nice short elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Huge regains full guard. Nicely done.
McClelland chips away with some ground and pound.
Huge really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Huge is trying to keep McClelland in close.
Huge is breathing heavily.
McClelland missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
McClelland is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McClelland wants to control from the top but Huge keeps moving.
McClelland trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McClelland is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
McClelland lands a couple of decent looking shots.
McClelland in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McClelland lands a couple of elbows.
McClelland working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McClelland makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
McClelland throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
McClelland in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McClelland with a nice head shot there.
Huge preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
McClelland loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
McClelland lands a couple of elbows.
McClelland in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
McClelland throws a strike but Huge rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Huge has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Huge prevents McClelland from getting back to his feet.
Huge will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Huge missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Huge is looking to advance position but McClelland has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
McClelland trying to control but he's not successful this time.
McClelland putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
McClelland with good strikes from the mount here!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
McClelland working the ground and pound effectively.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McClelland lands a big elbow.
Huge is bucking up trying to escape but McClelland cracks him with another couple of good strikes.

Huge is rocked!
Huge wants to control but McClelland is having none of it.
Oh Huge is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McClelland lands with some strikes.
Whack. That's a big, big shot from McClelland! Huge is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Angel McClelland!
Angel McClelland gave a mention to Nuclear Fight Gear in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).