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Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Blithering Idiot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kamikaze Sazuki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Idiot comes into the arena with Non-Phixion: Black Helicopters blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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167 lbs
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160 lbs
16 - 9 - 1 |
World class boxer
Cardio machine
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
26 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Blithering Idiot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 9 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Kamikaze Sazuki!
The judges for this bout are Hirohito Nitta, Taro Takaoka and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Idiot fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Sazuki looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Sazuki scores with a one two! Idiot had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sazuki throws a right and a left that Idiot avoids nicely.
Idiot walks into a straight right hand from Sazuki.
Sazuki defending well as Idiot loads up on a big left hand.
Sazuki blocks a jab.
Idiot chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sazuki can pounce on him.
Idiot tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Sazuki was well out of range. Poor timing from Idiot.
Idiot throws a hook but Sazuki avoids it easily.
Sazuki goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sazuki connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sazuki swinging wildly here.
Idiot lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Idiot ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Idiot ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Sazuki moves away.
Sazuki takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Sazuki throws a series of punches but Idiot avoids them all with ease.
Idiot misses the shot to the body.
Sazuki tries to land a leg kick but Idiot saw it coming and moves away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Idiot is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sazuki.
Idiot throws a head kick but Sazuki moves out of range.
Sazuki throws a nice looking combination but Idiot bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Idiot connects with a crisp jab.
A combination from Sazuki does no damage.
Idiot comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Sazuki scores with a one two! Idiot had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Idiot lands a nice looking body shot.
Sazuki misses with a wild body shot.
Sazuki moves out of range of the strikes.
Idiot misses with a few strikes there.
Sazuki is looking to slow Idiot down with leg kicks.
Sazuki throws a leg kick but Idiot moved away.
Sazuki throws a one two combo.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sazuki avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sazuki throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Idiot scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sazuki doesn't seem bothered though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Idiot avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
A slow jab from Idiot misses its intended target.
A decent looking cross lands there for Sazuki.
Sazuki lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Sloppy strikes from Sazuki. Those never looked like landing.
Sazuki will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Sazuki shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Sazuki connects with a high kick.
Sazuki connects with the punch.
Idiot misses the jab.
Sazuki scores with a nice strike.
Idiot attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sazuki throws a front kick aimed at Idiot's knee but Idiot avoids it well.
Danga de danga de dang - Sazuki scores with a four punch combination!
Idiot is rocked!
Sazuki lands a nice shot to the body.
Oh Idiot is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Idiot takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Sazuki slips under a jab from Idiot.
Idiot throws a jab but it's blocked by Sazuki.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sazuki stalks Idiot and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Idiot's face. Idiot staggers backwards, shaken.
Idiot drops his guard momentarily, allowing Sazuki to crack him with a picture perfect lead left hook! Boom! Down goes Idiot! Oh, he's in big trouble - I don't like his chances here as the referee's count reaches 5. 6,7,8,9...10! He's out! Sazuki takes it!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:10 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Kamikaze Sazuki!
Kamikaze Sazuki thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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