PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Werkka Easterlund (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Werkka Easterlund was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Muntz
vs
Easterlund

182 cm
26
198 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

188 cm
23
196 lbs
12 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's All 160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Nelson Muntz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Werkka Easterlund!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Easterlund blocks a jab.
Easterlund fails to land with a series of punches.
Muntz moves out of range of the strikes.
Muntz misses with an uppercut. Easterlund saw that one coming.
A jab from Easterlund does it's job there.
Easterlund tries to bum rush Muntz with a series of wild strikes but Muntz uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Muntz with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Easterlund to score with a decent uppercut.
Muntz swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Easterlund tries to move into range but Muntz moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Muntz misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Easterlund.
Easterlund tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Muntz counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Easterlund wants to clinch but Muntz slips to the side
and Easterlund takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body punch from Easterlund.
Muntz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Muntz connects with a body shot.
Easterlund swinging wildly here.
Easterlund tries to clinch but Muntz is having none of it.
Easterlund lunges at Muntz with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Muntz's hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Muntz throws a looping overhand right but Easterlund ducks down to avoid it.
Muntz dodges the punch combination from Easterlund.
Easterlund comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Easterlund throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Muntz thows a body shot but no joy.
Easterlund lands a glancing blow to the side of Muntz's head.
Easterlund moves out of range as Muntz strikes.
Easterlund goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Nelson Muntz has been cut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muntz. Easterlund does a little dance to reset his feet.

Easterlund clinches.
Muntz letting Easterlund take a breather here.
Muntz tries to stall but Easterlund uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Muntz working hard to break the clinch.
A short right from Easterlund on the inside.
Easterlund lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Muntz or not.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Easterlund doesn't land with the attempted body shot.

Muntz manages to break the clinch.
Easterlund is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Muntz.
Muntz slips under a jab.
Muntz keeps the fight on the outside.
Muntz throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Muntz misses with a double jab.
Easterlund doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
Muntz blocks a jab.
Easterlund misses with a looping left.
Muntz throws a series of punches but Easterlund avoids them all with ease.
Muntz thuds his right hand into Easterlund's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Muntz takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Easterlund scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Easterlund throws a hook but Muntz blocks it.
Easterlund lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Easterlund lands a jab.

Muntz is rocked!
Easterlund misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Easterlund swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Easterlund takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Muntz slips a jab and a cross from Easterlund.
Muntz ducks under a wild hook from Easterlund.
Easterlund tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Easterlund throws an overhand right that lands on Muntz's shoulder, as Muntz tries to avoid the shot.
Easterlund uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muntz.
Muntz just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz throws a body punch but Easterlund moves out of range.
Easterlund misses with a straight right.
Muntz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Easterlund staying out of range there.
Muntz throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Easterlund.
Easterlund getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Muntz throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Easterlund on the side of the head.
Muntz misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Easterlund stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Oh Muntz is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muntz moves out of range as Easterlund strikes.
Easterlund throws the left hand but Muntz avoids the punch easily.
Easterlund might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.

Easterlund cracks Muntz with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Muntz looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Easterlund finish him?
Muntz tries to get into range but Easterlund steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Muntz! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Easterlund scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:15 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Werkka Easterlund!