PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pork Chop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buffy Seinfeld (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chop
vs
Seinfeld

190 cm
25
250 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

169 cm
25
260 lbs
3 - 1 - 1

Decent wrestler
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Pork Chop!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Buffy Seinfeld!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Ben Zyskovitsi and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Seinfeld loads up on a big right hand but Chop slips the punch.
Seinfeld misses with an uppercut. Chop saw that one coming.
Seinfeld misses the jab.
Seinfeld throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Chop slips a jab and a cross from Seinfeld.

Chop fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Seinfeld to the ground. Chop is now in Seinfeld's guard.
Chop content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Chop postures up.
Chop landing with the ground and pound.
Chop not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Chop has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chop is looking to work some ground and pound but Seinfeld has wrist control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Chop is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

The ref stands the fighters back up because Pork Chop just wasn't active enough.
Seinfeld throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Chop sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Seinfeld throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Seinfeld darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Chop throws a hook but Seinfeld avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Seinfeld cracks Chop with an open hand slap.
Chop avoids the body shot from Seinfeld.
Chop throws out a loose jab but Seinfeld uses good head movement to avoid it.
Chop misses with a low kick.
Seinfeld misses with an uppercut
and Chop counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Seinfeld misses the shot to the body.
Buffy Seinfeld seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Chop drives through with a takedown into Seinfeld's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Seinfeld avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Chop's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Seinfeld utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Chop trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chop slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Seinfeld looks winded!
Chop in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Chop scoring with punches from side control.
Chop working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Chop works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chop throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Seinfeld really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Chop. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Chop looks up at the clock and then as Seinfeld takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Chop smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Seinfeld is trying to get back to half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chop looks up at the clock and then as Seinfeld takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Chop smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Chop working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Chop lands a decent elbow from side control.
Seinfeld takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Chop grinds an elbow into Seinfeld's temple.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chop landing a few strikes.
Seinfeld taking punishment in the form of punches.
Chop landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pork Chop dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Chop looks to throw the jab but Seinfeld is out of range.
Chop misses with a body shot.
Seinfeld ducks under a wild hook from Chop.
Chop lands a nice shot that snaps Seinfeld's head back.
Chop thows a left - swing and a miss!

Chop closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Seinfeld did well to prevent Chop getting side control.
Chop controlling the pace.
Chop missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Chop thows a huge punch but Seinfeld dodges it nicely.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Chop landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Chop controlling the action here.
Seinfeld is breathing heavily.
Chop winds up and cracks Seinfeld with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Chop lands with a punch from half guard.
Chop winds up and cracks Seinfeld with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
Chop looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Chop sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Seinfeld defending well though.
Chop working over Seinfeld with some ground and pound. Seinfeld looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Chop takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Pork Chop overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Chop is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Chop is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Seinfeld can do to turn this around?
Chop perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Chop drops an elbow to the side of Seinfeld's head.
Chop not landing any meaningful shots this time.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Seinfeld can do anything to dispel that myth.
Seinfeld on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Chop keeping composed on the top, looking to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Chop frees up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Chop lands a big elbow.
Chop landing strikes, looking to finish!
Chop controlling from the full mount.
Chop lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chop content just to control the position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chop landing punches.
Chop looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Chop with a couple of short strikes.
Chop content just to control the position here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Pork Chop dominated that second round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. And we move into the final round!

Chop misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Seinfeld.
Seinfeld keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Chop uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Seinfeld.
Chop misses with a body shot.
Seinfeld misses with an uppercut.
Chop avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Seinfeld cracks Chop with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Chop ducks under a wild hook from Seinfeld.
Chop avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Chop connects with a body shot that sends Seinfeld's belly button to the back.
Seinfeld slips under a jab from Chop.
Seinfeld takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.

Chop bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Chop has hold of Seinfeld's arm here. He's working for an Americana. It looks like he might have it! Seinfeld tries to escape but he's just digging himself in deeper - Chop cranks the arm and Seinfeld screams in pain! The ref makes a decision and ends the fight before the tap - no complains from Seinfeld, who is just happy to have his arm attached to his body.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:23 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Pork Chop!