PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bleh Wha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Juan Hernandez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wha comes to the cage accompanied by Super Bon Bon - Soul Coughing. Juan Hernandez has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Bleh Wha's chin.

Wha
vs
Hernandez

225 cm
26
300 lbs
17 - 13 - 0

192 cm
22
285 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

Decent wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 17 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Bleh Wha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Juan Hernandez!
The judges for this bout are Emerson Jorge, Mauricio Rocha and Daniel Cesar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wha throws a series of strikes that have Hernandez backpedaling.

It looks like Juan Hernandez has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Wha looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Wha lands a really nice looking cross but Hernandez seems unphased.
Hernandez shoots in for a takedown but Wha shows good takedown defense.
Wha throws the kick towards the body but Hernandez avoids it.
Wha connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Hernandez looks for a takedown but Wha sprawls well.
Wha fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Hernandez dives in and grabs Wha's left leg, looking for a takedown. Wha pushes down on Hernandez's head and hops out.
Bleh Wha has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Juan Hernandez.
Wha cracks Hernandez with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Wha is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Wha throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Hernandez on the side of the head.
Wha drops a shoulder and throws an uppercut that cracks Hernandez right on the button. Hernandez goes down! Wha follows him to the mat and finishes the job with more strikes! Wha gets the win via TKO!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bleh Wha!
A relieved looking Bleh Wha thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.