PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Guinness User (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cant Think A Name (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). A Name has chosen beast and the harlot as his entrance music. User has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Cant Think A Name will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

User
vs
Think A Name

202 cm
25
292 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
298 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Determined

Tab Out Clothes

Mango Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Guinness User!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cant Think A Name!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Patrick Alders and Nard Betker.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

User gets in close and instigates a clinch.

User's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
User loads up on a big right hand but A Name slips the punch.
User tries to bum rush A Name with a series of wild strikes but A Name uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

User moves into the clinch successfully.
User effectively controlling the action here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, User creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A Name is trying to drag User to the mat but User just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
A Name keeps control of User as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
User is looking to break free of the clinch but A Name has double underhooks.
A Name has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by User after a bit of a struggle.
A Name can't get the takedown.
Guinness User has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Cant Think A Name.

That's one minute gone in the round.
User wants to break free but A Name has control.
A Name is looking to take this one to the mat.
A shot in the inside from User.
A Name prevents User from breaking the clinch.
User scores with a shoulder strike.
User just leaning against A Name, taking a breather.
User is breathing heavily.
A Name tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

A Name pulls guard successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
A Name has User pulled in close to control his posture.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now A Name is on top in guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Name showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
A Name passes User's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
A Name is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with A Name in particular looking to stall.

A Name in half guard on the top. He's looking for a kimura... He's got it locked and he's managed to free his trapped foot. User tries to escape but it's on too tight and he has to tap! Great BJJ skills there from A Name!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Cant Think A Name!
After winning the bout, Cant Think A Name thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.