PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bob Baramari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes to the cage accompanied by r this town i 101. Baramari has chosen WOODKID - Iron as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Baramari has a pretty significant injury - he really shouldn't be fighting right now but he's a warrior and he's here none the less! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Gracie
vs
Baramari

195 cm
34
280 lbs
43 - 17 - 0

210 cm
37
285 lbs
37 - 28 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's All 160
Brute

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 43 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 28 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Baramari!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Cecil Peabody and George Francis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Baramari looks winded!
Gracie with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Baramari blocks a head kick by Gracie.
Bob Baramari seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gracie throws a leg kick but Baramari sees it coming and checks it nicely.

Gracie clinches up with Baramari and pushes him back against the cage.

Gracie turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Baramari is being controlled here.
Gracie tries to advance to mount but can't.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Baramari taking punishment in the form of punches.
Gracie grinds an elbow into Baramari's temple.
Baramari on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Baramari is looking for a sweep.
Gracie controlling the position from side mount.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Baramari prevents Gracie from improving position.
Baramari seems a little lost for a moment, as Gracie dominates the positioning.
The ground and pound from Gracie seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Gracie just content to control the position.
Gracie lands a nice forearm strike.
Gracie is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Baramari will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Gracie has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Gracie lands a decent elbow from side control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Baramari's face as Gracie controls the position.
Gracie's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Baramari tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Gracie presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

And that's the end of the fight!
Asshole Gracie showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Gracie has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 10:8
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 10:8
Judge George Francis scores the fight 10:8

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie is the new heavyweight champion!
A less than humble Asshole Gracie misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.