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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dr John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Jambo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dr John Zoidberg could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Jimmy Jambo's chin.
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185 lbs
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Dr John Zoidberg!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Jimmy Jambo!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Jambo was covering up waiting for the punch and Zoidberg finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Jambo preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Jambo pushes Zoidberg off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Jambo goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Jambo throws a big shot that misses.
Nice straight punches there by Zoidberg. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Zoidberg.
Zoidberg ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Zoidberg throws a series of punches but Jambo moves out of range.
Zoidberg swinging wildly here.
Zoidberg slips under a jab.
Jambo moves forwards but Zoidberg connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Jambo throws a jab but it's blocked by Zoidberg.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg scores with a nice strike.
Zoidberg punishes Jambo's body with a nice straight punch.
Zoidberg misses the jab.
Jambo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zoidberg looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Jambo is fending him off so far but Zoidberg persists. Nope, Jambo circles away and we're back to standing.
Zoidberg looks to score with a jab to the body but Jambo is just out of range.
Zoidberg swinging wildly here.
Jambo throws a series of punches but Zoidberg moves out of range.
Zoidberg throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Zoidberg throws a jab but it's blocked by Jambo.
Zoidberg on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Jambo lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Zoidberg fails with a takedown attempt.
Jambo thumps Zoidberg with a low kick.
Zoidberg looks to land a combination but Jambo avoids it well.
Zoidberg misses with a hook. Jambo ducked under it nicely.
Jambo looks to score with a jab to the body but Zoidberg is just out of range.
Jimmy Jambo is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Jambo takes a swing at Zoidberg's ribcage but misses.
Zoidberg throws out a loose jab but Jambo uses good head movement to avoid it.
Zoidberg throws a hook to the side of Jambo's head but Jambo sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
A punch combination from Zoidberg misses.
Zoidberg wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Jambo throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Dr John Zoidberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jambo feints and then cracks Zoidberg's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zoidberg down.
Zoidberg swings for the body but Jambo moves out of range.
Zoidberg moves away from the strike by Jambo.
Zoidberg ducks under a wild hook from Jambo.
Zoidberg lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jambo circles away quickly and effectively.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jambo.
Zoidberg gets the takedown into side control.
Jambo wants to control but Zoidberg postures up.
Zoidberg wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jambo keeps working.
Zoidberg sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Jambo is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Zoidberg in side control lands a decent elbow.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jambo is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Zoidberg is controlling him well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg landing strikes.
You can see the frustration on Jambo's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Jambo is not content to let Zoidberg control the position.
Zoidberg blocks the strikes from Jambo.
Zoidberg has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Zoidberg landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Zoidberg throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Zoidberg lands a decent elbow from side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dr John Zoidberg dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Zoidberg fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jambo manages to avoid it.
Zoidberg misses with an uppercut. Jambo saw that one coming.
Zoidberg cracks Jambo with a good jab.
Jambo lands a right hook to the body.
Zoidberg throws a nice looking combination but Jambo bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jambo throws a right hand that Zoidberg ducks under and follows up with a left that Zoidberg also avoids with ease.
Zoidberg throws a body punch but Jambo moves out of range.
Zoidberg takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The fighters circling - Zoidberg throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Zoidberg misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jambo.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
A looping hook to the body misses from Zoidberg. Jambo does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jimmy Jambo seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Jambo uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Zoidberg.
Jambo connects with a single shot there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Zoidberg throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Jambo.
Zoidberg takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Zoidberg moves out of range of the body kick.
Jambo misses with a body kick.
Jambo showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Zoidberg.
Jambo cracks Zoidberg with a right hand to the side of the head.
Jambo misses the shot to the body.
Jambo throws a leg kick but Zoidberg sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zoidberg drives through with a takedown into Jambo's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jambo is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Zoidberg's corner is telling him to maintain position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg throws a big right hand that misses.
Zoidberg stops Jambo from standing up.
Zoidberg landing some decent shots from guard.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zoidberg is looking to work some ground and pound but Jambo has wrist control.
Zoidberg missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Zoidberg trying to control the position from guard on top but Jambo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Zoidberg postures up in Jambo's guard and throws a big left but Jambo blocks it.
Jambo trying to keep a closed guard but Zoidberg is proving a slippery customer.
Zoidberg working some strikes from top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg won't allow Jambo to sweep him here.
Zoidberg throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Jambo works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Jambo is trying to keep Zoidberg in close.
Jambo is looking to stand up but Zoidberg isn't so interested in that idea.
Zoidberg postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Zoidberg with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Zoidberg controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Zoidberg drops back looking for a leg! Jambo is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Jambo manages to kick Zoidberg off! Zoidberg jumps back into Jambo's guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zoidberg cracks Jambo with a solid left hand.
Zoidberg throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jambo has momentary wrist control but Zoidberg slips an elbow through the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a big right hand that misses.
Zoidberg throwing strikes from guard but Jambo blocks nicely.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Zoidberg makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Zoidberg with a flurry of punches that miss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dr John Zoidberg dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Jambo throws a predictable looking body shot
and Zoidberg counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Jambo throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Zoidberg misses with a looping right.
A big left from Jambo misses.
Jambo misses with a looping left.
Jambo rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Zoidberg counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. Jambo manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Zoidberg preventing the sweep.
Zoidberg wants to control from the top but Jambo keeps moving.
Zoidberg stands and throws Jambo's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Zoidberg throws a strike aimed at the side of Jambo's head but Jambo avoids it well.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Zoidberg has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Zoidberg lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear Jambo down.
Check out the look on Zoidberg's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Dr John Zoidberg overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Zoidberg lands an elbow.
Zoidberg wants to control but Jambo is keeping him busy.
Zoidberg lands an elbow.
Zoidberg working the ground and pound but Jambo is defending the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg working the ground and pound but Jambo is defending the strikes.
Jambo avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Zoidberg.
Jambo trying to remain calm as Zoidberg controls from the top position.
Jambo is trying to improve his position.
Zoidberg working away.
Zoidberg tries to advance to mount but can't.
Jambo is trying to get back to half guard.
Zoidberg tries to score with some ground and pound. Jambo controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jambo is trying to control Zoidberg's posture but Zoidberg avoids it.
Zoidberg tries to land with some ground and pound but misses.
Jambo is looking to reverse the position.
Zoidberg works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Zoidberg wants to control but Jambo is keeping him busy.
Zoidberg in side control, throwing shots but Jambo defends.
Zoidberg connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Jambo some visible discomfort.
Zoidberg works a knee to the body and follows up with a nice elbow to the head.
Jambo is rocked!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Zoidberg lands a strong strike to the head of Jambo. That's dazed him! Zoidberg looking to finish here. Jambo is waving his arms around trying to block but he's hurt badly - Zoidberg lands more strikes and the referee steps in to end the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:18 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dr John Zoidberg!
Dr John Zoidberg seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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