PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between JC The Easter Bunny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Titus Overeem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Easter Bunny comes to the cage accompanied by Bunny stuff. . Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

The Easter Bunny
vs
Overeem

195 cm
27
289 lbs
16 - 12 - 0

196 cm
24
265 lbs
8 - 1 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Steel Penn's All 160

Cold Blooded Kemists ↑ 5x160Q
TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, JC The Easter Bunny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Titus Overeem!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Gwen Towbar and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good work by The Easter Bunny as he checks the leg kick.
Overeem on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Overeem throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
The Easter Bunny lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Overeem tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Easter Bunny was well out of range. Poor timing from Overeem.
Overeem on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Overeem throws a lazy right hand but The Easter Bunny sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

The Easter Bunny closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
The Easter Bunny is working for takedown but Overeem is calmly controlling the position for now.
The Easter Bunny working aggressively here.

The Easter Bunny is trying to trip Overeem. He has hold of a leg but Overeem is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. The Easter Bunny persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Easter Bunny trying to control but Overeem is working from the bottom.
Overeem trying to keep a closed guard but The Easter Bunny is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny tries to free his leg and advance position but Overeem is retaining full guard.

The ref stands the fighters back up. Titus Overeem was stalling too much, according to the referee.
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.
Overeem pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Overeem throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The fighters circling - The Easter Bunny throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Overeem lands with a kick to the ribs.
The Easter Bunny throws out a loose jab but Overeem uses good head movement to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Overeem thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on The Easter Bunny if he has to take too many more of those.
The Easter Bunny is breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Overeem lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Easter Bunny circles away quickly and effectively.
Overeem throws the kick towards the body but The Easter Bunny avoids it.
Overeem throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Overeem thows a body shot but no joy.
Overeem stuns The Easter Bunny with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Easter Bunny shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Overeem but Overeem pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Titus Overeem is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Overeem throws a head kick that misses.
The Easter Bunny misses with a head kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Overeem looks to land a body kick but The Easter Bunny moved away.
The Easter Bunny attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Overeem misses with a head kick.
Overeem looks to land a body kick but The Easter Bunny moved away.

Overeem instigates a clinch.
Overeem works on The Easter Bunny's body with a couple of short punches.
Overeem tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Overeem utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Overeem blocks a body shot from The Easter Bunny.
The Easter Bunny lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Overeem doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Knees to the body from Overeem.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Easter Bunny prevents a body shot from Overeem.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A frustrated look appears on Overeem's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Overeem misses with the head strike.
Overeem goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Easter Bunny prevents Overeem from breaking the clinch.
Overeem has a couple of punches blocked by The Easter Bunny.

Overeem breaks from the clinch.
A left lands for Overeem.
The Easter Bunny with a hook.
Overeem misses with an uppercut.
The Easter Bunny connects with a good right hand that stumbles Overeem. Overeem circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The Easter Bunny tries a head kick but it misses.

Overeem closes the distance and clinches.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Titus Overeem dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

The Easter Bunny drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Overeem.
Overeem lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Easter Bunny at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Overeem wants to land a leg kick but The Easter Bunny is out of range.
Overeem misses with a looping right.
The Easter Bunny tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Overeem jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Overeem will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Overeem throws a right hand that misses
and The Easter Bunny counters with a nice body kick.
Overeem misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny throws a sloppy head kick and Overeem moves out of range easily.
Overeem bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Easter Bunny's head backwards.
Overeem's corner calls for a 1-2. Overeem obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
A head kick misses from Overeem.
Overeem throws the kick towards the body but The Easter Bunny avoids it.
The Easter Bunny moves out of range of the body kick from Overeem.
Overeem connects with a body shot that sends The Easter Bunny's belly button to the back.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Overeem throws a body kick that misses
and The Easter Bunny counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Titus Overeem seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Easter Bunny uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Overeem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Easter Bunny blocks a leg kick.
Overeem throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Overeem connects with a right hand. The Easter Bunny shakes it off.

The Easter Bunny is rocked!
Overeem lands an uppercut, right on the button! The Easter Bunny tumbles backwards into the cage, staring vacantly into space! He's got no idea where he is, who he is or what day it is... Poor guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:29 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Titus Overeem!
A relieved looking Titus Overeem thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.