PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Lucky Slick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and JukeBox Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slick's entrance music is ass and titties. A fine choice. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Slick
vs
Killer

172 cm
18
166 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

175 cm
20
180 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Lucky Slick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, JukeBox Killer!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slick scores with a head kick.
Slick tries to score with a low kick but Killer moves his leg out of the way.
Sloppy strikes from Killer. Those never looked like landing.
Killer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Slick circles away quickly and effectively.
Slick throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A telegraphed right hand from Killer misses the target.
Killer fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Slick looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Killer checks a leg kick nicely.
Slick connects with a leg kick. Killer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Killer tries to clinch there but Slick circles away.
Killer shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Slick pinned against the cage. Slick gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Killer throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Lucky Slick is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Killer swinging wildly here.

Killer moves into range and clinches up with Slick.

Slick breaks from the clinch.
Killer shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Slick as he avoids it easily.
Lucky Slick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of JukeBox Killer.

Killer has taken the fight to the clinch.
Slick has Killer pressed against the cage, preventing Killer from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Killer has had enough of the clinch but Slick keeps him there for the moment.
Killer tries to circle away but Slick has him pinned against the cage.
Killer takes a knee right on the jaw!

Slick breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Killer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Slick.
Slick throws a low kick but it's checked well by Killer.
Slick fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Killer has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slick misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Killer is defended easily by Slick.
Killer tries to score a power double leg takedown but Slick sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Killer somewhat.
Killer looks winded!
Killer checks a leg kick nicely.
Good work by Killer as he checks the leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Killer closes this distance looking for a takedown but Slick circles away.
Slick avoids the head kick by Killer.
Slick misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Killer thuds his shin into the meat of Slick's side.
Slick shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A leg kick checked by Killer.
Killer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Slick.
Killer takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Killer swings for the body but Slick moves out of range.
Nice takedown defense from Slick. No joy for Killer on that attempt.
Killer on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slick pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Slick.
Slick shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
JukeBox Killer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Killer misses with a takedown
and Slick counters with an inside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slick connects with an inside leg kick.
Slick connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Killer misses with a leg kick
and Slick counters with a leg kick.
Slick fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Killer is out of range.
Killer closes the distance but Slick moves to the side
and Slick counters with a good, hard body kick but Killer shrugs it off.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Slick lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Killer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Killer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Slick tries to land a front kick but Killer steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Nice body kick there by Slick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Slick - that will leave a mark!
Slick throws a wild body kick that Killer sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucky Slick dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Killer wants to clinch up but Slick keeps it at a distance.
Slick scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Slick misses with a leg kick

and Killer counters by clinching up.

Slick breaks from the clinch.
Killer fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Slick looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Killer misses with a takedown attempt
and Slick counters with an outside leg kick.
Killer shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Slick counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
JukeBox Killer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Killer looks for a takedown but Slick sprawls well.
Lucky Slick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of JukeBox Killer.
A leg kick checked by Killer.
Killer's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Killer is breathing heavily.
Slick throws a body kick that misses.
Killer checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Slick thumps Killer with a low kick.
Slick lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Slick throws a lazy head kick
and Slick takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Killer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Slick is out of range.
Slick throws a leg kick that is checked
and Killer counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Killer tries to bum rush Slick with a series of wild strikes but Slick uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Slick with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Killer on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Killer is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slick, right into the meat.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slick lands with a thumping leg kick.
Lucky Slick is winning the standup battle so far.
A clash of legs there as Killer blocks the low kick.
Slick connects with a leg kick. Killer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Killer shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Slick as he jumps to the side.
A nice inside leg kick there by Slick. That's going to slow Killer down.
Slick tries to work over Killer's front leg with a kick but Killer checks it.
Slick throws an overhand right that lands on Killer's shoulder, as Killer tries to avoid the shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Slick is looking to score with low kicks.
Killer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
An inside leg kick lands from Slick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slick tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Killer is able to avoid easily.
Killer blocks a low kick nicely.
Killer doesn't manage to clinch there - Slick circles away.
Killer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Slick lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Killer takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Killer is trying desperately to land a takedown but Slick is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for Killer.
Slick scores with a leg kick.
Killer shoots for a double leg takedown but Slick sprawls well. He's pushed Killer's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Killer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Slick throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Killer.
Slick fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Killer checks it well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slick fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Killer.
Slick lands with a thumping leg kick.
Killer moves in looking to clinch but Slick pushes him off.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Killer crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Slick - the referee stops the clock and Killer gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Slick. Killer manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Slick connects with a solid leg kick.
Killer takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
A solid leg kick lands there for Slick.
Slick walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Killer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Killer tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Slick checks the leg kick.
Killer doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Slick counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Slick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lucky Slick dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Slick fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Killer.
Slick lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Killer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
The fight stays on the outside here - Killer looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Killer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Slick manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Slick takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Slick moves out of range as Killer throws a body kick.
Slick motions for Killer to come forward. Slick throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
No luck for Killer with that takedown attempt.
Killer takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A nice leg kick lands there from Slick.
Killer has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Slick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slick is looking to land body kicks.
Slick circles away from the clinch attempt.
Killer fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Lucky Slick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of JukeBox Killer.
Killer moves out of range as Slick throws a body kick.
Killer fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Slick throws a nice inside leg kick.
Slick scores with a kick to the midsection.
Slick lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Slick connects with a leg kick. Killer looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slick lands a nice looking body kick.
Killer takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Slick scores with a kick to the midsection.
Slick misses with a body kick.
Slick tried to score with a low kick but Killer checks it.
Slick cracks the inside of Killer's front leg.
Slick leaves Killer with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Slick lands with a kick to the ribs.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killer checks a leg kick.
Slick throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slick cracks the inside of Killer's front leg.
Slick with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Slick throws a quick inside leg kick.
Slick fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Killer on the side of the head.
Killer checks the leg kick.
Slick plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
An inside leg kick from Slick misses.
Killer misses with a takedown
and Slick counters with a head kick. That will keep Killer thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A solid body kick from Slick.
Slick lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Slick, right into the meat.
Killer shoots in for a takedown but Slick shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
A nice inside leg kick there by Slick. That's going to slow Killer down.
That kick from Slick tenderised Killer's leg. Killer is trying to keep his angry face on.
Slick buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Slick throws a low kick but Killer moves out of range easily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Killer tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Slick swivels and escapes.
Slick throws a push kick but Killer slaps the foot to one side.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slick throws a leg kick which misses Killer's front leg but catches the back leg as Killer tries to avoid it.
Killer throws a shot to the body.
JukeBox Killer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Slick defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Killer.

And that's the end of the fight!
Lucky Slick showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Slick has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Donatello Bradman scores the fight for Lucky Slick!
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight for Lucky Slick!
Judge Winston Howard scores the fight for Lucky Slick!

Lucky Slick wins by unanimous decision!
Lucky Slick decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.