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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wu Tang Fu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ichabod Klopfenstein (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). This should be a great matchup!
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205 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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168 lbs
35 - 21 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Lethal high kicks
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Good wrestler
Great elbows
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wu Tang Fu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
35 - 21 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Ichabod Klopfenstein !
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Bruno Hogan and Eliza Hachem.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Fu misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a slapping leg kick.
A low kick from Fu is predictable there
and Klopfenstein counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Fu is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Klopfenstein takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Fu tries to land a body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Fu throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fu misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fu thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Fu is predictable there
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Fu shrugs it off.
Klopfenstein looks winded!
Fu wants to land a leg kick but Klopfenstein is out of range.
Fu looks for the body kick but Klopfenstein saw that one coming.
Klopfenstein stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Fu.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A thudding body kick lands there by Fu!
Fu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Klopfenstein 's calf.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fu fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klopfenstein .
Klopfenstein checks a low kick from Fu.
Klopfenstein checks the leg kick nicely there.
Fu swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Fu lands a head kick!
Nice body kick from Fu.
Fu walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Klopfenstein checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Fu is looking to slow Klopfenstein down with leg kicks.
Good work by Klopfenstein as he checks the leg kick.
Klopfenstein checks a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Klopfenstein checks a leg kick.
Wu Tang Fu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Klopfenstein moves out of range of the body kick from Fu.
Fu fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Klopfenstein checks it well.
Klopfenstein blocks a head kick by Fu.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Fu.
Fu is looking to chop away at Klopfenstein 's legs.
Klopfenstein keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Fu thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice body kick.
Fu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
A good leg kick by Fu.
Fu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fu lands a head kick. Klopfenstein smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fu tries to work over Klopfenstein 's front leg with a kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
Fu throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a big head kick but Fu shrugs it off.
A low kick from Fu is predictable there
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
Fu does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fu looks for the body kick but Klopfenstein saw that one coming.
Fu goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A low kick from Fu is predictable there
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fu scores with a kick to the body.
Fu throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
Klopfenstein avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Fu throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Fu throws a looping overhand right but Klopfenstein ducks down to avoid it.
Fu wants to slow Klopfenstein down by chopping away at his legs.
Fu throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
A bone on bone clash there as Klopfenstein blocks the leg kick.
Fu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fu tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Fu throws out a leg kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range and Fu only half commits.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fu lands with a thumping leg kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Fu, right into the meat.
Fu cracks the inside of Klopfenstein 's front leg.
Fu feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Klopfenstein 's calf.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wu Tang Fu dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Fu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Fu throws a head kick that half lands.
Klopfenstein checks a leg kick.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a good low kick that Fu was not able to check.
Klopfenstein takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Fu tries a head kick but it misses.
Fu throws a nice outside leg kick.
Fu throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A decent looking cross lands there for Fu.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Klopfenstein checks a leg kick.
Fu misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Fu is looking to land body kicks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fu is looking to chop away at Klopfenstein 's legs.
Fu thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Fu thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fu goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
A low kick from Fu misses
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
Wu Tang Fu is winning the standup battle so far.
Fu throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein moved away.
Fu lands with a slapping head kick.
Fu throws a head kick that misses.
Fu throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein sees it coming and moves out of range.
Fu throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Fu misses with a leg kick
and Fu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fu scores with a leg kick.
Fu is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Klopfenstein can do to turn this around?
Klopfenstein avoids a kick to the body.
Fu throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Fu tries a low kick but Klopfenstein avoids it.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Klopfenstein might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Fu has got the better of the exchanges.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fu.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
An inside leg kick lands from Fu.
Fu misses with a head kick.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fu.
Fu does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Fu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Klopfenstein 's sensitive parts.
Fu throws a chopping leg kick but Klopfenstein manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Ichabod Klopfenstein is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Fu is looking to score with low kicks.
Fu connects with a leg kick. Klopfenstein looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fu misses with a low kick.
Good leg kick by Fu there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Fu misses with a low kick.
Fu throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Fu lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fu looks to land a body kick but Klopfenstein moved away.
Fu chopping away at his opponent's legs.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fu tries to work over Klopfenstein 's front leg with a kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
Fu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Klopfenstein has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fu chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Klopfenstein blocks a low kick nicely.
A slapping leg kick lands for Fu.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fu connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fu connects with a solid leg kick.
Fu throws a push kick but Klopfenstein slaps the foot to one side.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fu fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Klopfenstein has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Fu misses with a head kick.
Fu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Wu Tang Fu dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! And we move into the final round!
Fu throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Fu connects with a high kick.
A low kick from Fu is predictable there
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fu connects with a leg kick. Klopfenstein looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Fu throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Fu scores with a head kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Fu.
Fu misses with a hook
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
Klopfenstein takes a kick to the side of the head.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Fu misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Klopfenstein 's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Klopfenstein blocks a leg kick.
Fu throws a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice leg kick.
Fu looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A head kick from Fu lands but Klopfenstein takes it in his stride.
Fu connects with a high kick.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fu's knee momentarily.
Fu throws a lazy head kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Fu in his tracks momentarily.
Fu looks to throw a body kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fu's knee momentarily.
Fu throws a push kick but Klopfenstein slaps the foot to one side.
Ichabod Klopfenstein has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick by Fu misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Fu thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Fu throws a sloppy head kick and Klopfenstein moves out of range easily.
Fu throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with an inside leg kick.
A low kick from Fu is predictable there
enabling Klopfenstein to counter with a crisp jab.
Klopfenstein avoids the head kick by Fu.
Fu misses with a hook.
Fu is looking to score with low kicks.
Fu thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Fu throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick that stops Fu in his tracks momentarily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Fu throws a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a nice low kick that buckles Fu's knee momentarily.
Fu is looking to land body kicks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fu throws a body kick that misses.
Klopfenstein blocks a leg kick.
Fu scores with a head kick. Klopfenstein tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Klopfenstein checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Fu misses with a head kick.
A low kick from Fu misses
and Fu takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Fu tries to land a front kick but Klopfenstein steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fu tries a head kick but it misses.
Fu throws a leg kick that is checked
and Klopfenstein counters with a body kick.
Fu thows a leg kick but Klopfenstein checks it
and Klopfenstein counters with a thumping low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fu throws a head kick but Klopfenstein moves out of range.
Fu misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a leg kick.
Fu pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Fu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fu lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Klopfenstein has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Klopfenstein and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
A low kick from Fu misses
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick. That will keep Fu thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
A clash of legs there as Klopfenstein blocks the low kick.
Klopfenstein checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Fu misses with a leg kick
and Klopfenstein counters with a head kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Fu fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Klopfenstein .
Wu Tang Fu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Fu misses with a low kick.
And that's the end of the fight!
Wu Tang Fu showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Fu has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26
Judge Eliza Hachem scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Wu Tang Fu!
A victorious Wu Tang Fu thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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energy
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hype
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RATING
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