PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Xiahou Dun (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dun has chosen Otto Dix - Antichrist as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Loompa
vs
Dun

153 cm
24
150 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

173 cm
24
157 lbs
10 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Xiahou Dun!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dun shoots and misses

and Loompa counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Loompa throws a big right hand that misses.
Dun wants to sweep here but Loompa controlling him for the moment.
Dun looking to control.
Loompa's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Loompa seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Dun for as long as he can get away with.

Oompa Loompa has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Dun misses with a body kick.
A punch combination from Loompa misses.

Loompa shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Loompa was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dun is looking for a sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An elbow from Loompa crashes against the mat.
Dun regains half guard.
Dun tries to get to full guard but Loompa has control of the leg.
Dun is positioning himself well to prevent Loompa advancing to mount.
Loompa throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Dun is refusing to be controlled, as Loompa sits in half guard.
Dun is trying to control but can't.
Loompa not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Loompa is looking to take a break and control but Dun is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Loompa wants to work for an arm triangle but Dun is really keeping half guard well and defending the submission attempt.
Dun won't allow Loompa to pass to mount.
Loompa thows a huge punch but Dun dodges it nicely.
Loompa wants to take a breather but Dun is having none of it.
Dun tries to kick Loompa off but Loompa keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dun works his way to full guard. Good work.
Loompa might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Loompa won't allow Dun to sweep him here.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Loompa accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!

Loompa avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Loompa is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa tries to free his leg and advance position but Dun is retaining full guard.
Dun trying to control the position.
Loompa throwing strikes from guard but Dun blocks nicely.
Loompa wants to control from the top but Dun keeps moving.
Loompa is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Loompa landing some decent shots from guard.
Loompa postures up.
Dun working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Loompa.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dun has momentary wrist control but Loompa slips an elbow through the middle.
Loompa trying to control but Dun is working from the bottom.
Loompa is in close to Dun's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Loompa has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but Dun is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Loompa throwing strikes but missing.
Loompa in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Loompa stopping the sweep attempt from Dun.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Loompa tries to free his leg and advance position but Dun is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oompa Loompa dominated that round.
That's time! Loompa's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Dun just misses with a punch to the body.
Loompa throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Loompa misses with a looping left.
Loompa misses with a wild combination.
Dun chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Loompa moves forwards but Dun connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Loompa ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Loompa stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Dun.
Dun dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Loompa. That did some damage!
Dun wants to land a leg kick but Loompa is out of range.
Dun tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dun misses with a low kick as Loompa jumps back.
Crunch! Dun slams his shin into Loompa's torso.
Dun pushes Loompa away with a front kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dun with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Dun looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dun shoots in for a takedown but Loompa shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Loompa throws a hook to the side of Dun's head but Dun sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Loompa scores with a punch to the head.
Loompa keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Loompa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dun sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dun misses with a body kick.
Dun throws a body kick, spinning off balance

and Loompa counters with a shoot takedown. Dun fights it but they end up in guard.
Loompa showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dun keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.

Dun is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Dun working a defensive guard here.
Loompa in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Loompa postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Loompa is looking to work some ground and pound but Dun has wrist control.
Loompa throwing strikes but missing.
Loompa lands a couple of elbows.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dun is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Loompa pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Dun is keeping the position for now.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Loompa accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Loompa trying to control the position from guard on top but Dun is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Loompa postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Loompa with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dun working a defensive guard here.
Loompa keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dun's head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa wants to pass the guard but Dun is keeping the position.
Loompa is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Loompa missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Dun bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Loompa's guard.
Dun trying to control but Loompa is working from the bottom.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dun wants to pass the guard but Loompa is keeping the position.
Loompa is trying to keep Dun in close.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Oompa Loompa overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Loompa looking for a sweep. Not yet Loompa, not yet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oompa Loompa dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Dun sizes up Loompa with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Loompa moves out of range of the strikes.
Loompa looks to land a left hand but Dun moved out of range nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Dun. That's going to slow Loompa down.
Xiahou Dun seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dun.
Dun digs a good hook to Loompa's body.
Loompa shoots in and drives through. Dun sprawls well.
Loompa throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Loompa slips under a jab from Dun.
Loompa has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Dun finds it's way round the side to connect with Loompa's head.
Dun throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Loompa moves forwards but Dun connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Loompa staying out of range there.
Dun throws a lazy right hand but Loompa sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dun takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dun with a nice cross.
Dun ducks under a wild hook from Loompa.
Loompa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dun was well out of range. Poor timing from Loompa.
Dun throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Loompa sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A slow jab from Loompa misses its intended target.
Dun misses with a body kick.
Dun shoots in but no luck this time.
Loompa throws a body punch but Dun moves out of range.

Loompa closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Dun preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Dun is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Loompa scores with a couple of nice shots.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dun preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Loompa wants to take a breather but Dun is having none of it.

Loompa is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dun taking some punishment here, with Loompa in his half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Loompa perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Loompa stalling away here and it's allowed Dun to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
Loompa lands a couple of digs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dun working a defensive guard here.

Dun is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Loompa defends well.
Loompa chips away with some ground and pound.
Loompa controls from within his opponent's guard.
Loompa looking to pass the guard.
Loompa wants to control from the top but Dun keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa passes Dun's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Loompa is taking a breather. Dun says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Loompa trying to control from half guard but Dun is working away.
Dun is trying to control but can't.
Dun is not content to let Loompa control the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dun works his way to full guard. Good work.

Loompa avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oompa Loompa clearly takes that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Dun throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Loompa throws a wild body kick that Dun sees coming a mile off.

Loompa shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Loompa throws a strike but Dun avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Dun trying to keep a closed guard but Loompa is proving a slippery customer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dun looking to hit a scissor sweep but Loompa is one step ahead there.
Loompa throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dun works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dun keeping moving, preventing Loompa from controlling successfully.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Xiahou Dun hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
A clash of legs there as Loompa blocks the low kick.
Loompa moves out of range as Dun throws a body kick.
Loompa staying out of range there.
Nice jab there from Dun.
Dun throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Xiahou Dun seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Dun gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Dun gets off balance looking for a body kick

and Loompa counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dun is controlling Loompa's posture.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loompa trying to control but Dun is working from the bottom.
Dun has momentary wrist control but Loompa slips an elbow through the middle.
Dun controls Loompa momentarily but Loompa frees himself.
Loompa stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dun swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dun has momentary wrist control but Loompa slips an elbow through the middle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa chips away with some ground and pound.
Dun preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dun is trying to control the position but Loompa postures up.
Loompa engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
Dun tries to land a sweep but no joy.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Loompa accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Loompa wants to pass the guard but Dun is keeping the position.

Loompa thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Loompa throwing strikes but missing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa wants to pass the guard but Dun is keeping the position.
Loompa throwing strikes but missing.
Dun tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dun working a defensive guard here.
Loompa seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Loompa has gone for a leg lock! Dun slips out almost immediately though and dives into Loompa's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oompa Loompa had his way with Xiahou Dun in that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Dun throws the kick towards the body but Loompa avoids it.
Dun attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Dun dips to his left and cracks Loompa with an uppercut!
Dun lands a nice looking kick to the body. Loompa takes a step back to recover.
Loompa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A cross from Dun lands.
Dun scores with a leg kick.
Dun has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Dun throws a sloppy body shot

so Loompa counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Loompa throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dun works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Loompa throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Dun works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dun bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Loompa's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dun avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Loompa tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dun loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dun tries to free his leg and advance position but Loompa is retaining full guard.
Dun stopping the sweep attempt from Loompa.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Loompa is on top in guard.
Dun tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dun swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dun is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Loompa trying to hold on to Dun's head to control him but Dun postures up.
Loompa is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Dun's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Dun's back!
Loompa keeps control of the position as Dun tries to break free.
Xiahou Dun has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Loompa really has the hooks in deep now - there seems like no escape for Dun.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa throwing sloppy strikes.
Dun trying to control but he's just got himself in more trouble.
Loompa scores with strikes from the back.
Dun takes a big shot to the side of the head.
Loompa gets his hands free as Dun looks to control.
Loompa is looking to control Dun but Dun is wriggling around and keeping busy.
Loompa is really struggling to control Dun but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Dun is really stuck here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa punishes Dun with strikes from the back mount.
Loompa lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Loompa.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Loompa tries to keep control of the position but Dun is staying busy.
You can see the frustration on Dun's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Oompa Loompa is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Dun prevents Loompa from getting a body triangle.
I really don't envy Dun right now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Loompa is looking for a rear naked choke here but Dun reverses the position brilliantly into Loompa's guard!
Dun wants to pass the guard but Loompa is keeping the position.

And that's the end of the fight!
Oompa Loompa showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Loompa, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 50:45
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 50:45
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oompa Loompa!
Oompa Loompa retains his featherweight title!
An out of breath Oompa Loompa thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.