PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Nick Carter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hjalmar Thorhalla (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Thorhalla has chosen Disturbed / Down With The Sickness as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Carter
vs
Thorhalla

188 cm
31
248 lbs
11 - 8 - 1

200 cm
27
245 lbs
18 - 11 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nick Carter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Hjalmar Thorhalla!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Thorhalla tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Thorhalla lets loose with a powerful body kick. Carter will feel that in the morning.
Thorhalla swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Thorhalla, right into the meat.
Thorhalla fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Carter.
A combination from Carter does no damage.
Sloppy strikes from Carter. Those never looked like landing.
Thorhalla cracks the inside of Carter's front leg.
Thorhalla uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Carter.
Thorhalla tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Carter was well out of range. Poor timing from Thorhalla.
A nice leg kick lands there from Thorhalla.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thorhalla cracks the inside of Carter's front leg.
Carter with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Thorhalla to score with a decent uppercut.
Thorhalla looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Thorhalla moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Thorhalla.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Carter misses with a double jab.
Thorhalla uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Carter.
Carter tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Thorhalla moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Thorhalla lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Carter is breathing heavily.
Carter looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Thorhalla misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Carter thows a body shot but no joy.
Thorhalla takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Thorhalla thumps Carter with a low kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Thorhalla lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Thorhalla keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Carter.
Carter is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Carter misses with a two punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Carter walks forward, straight into a front kick from Thorhalla.
Thorhalla lands with a kick to the temple. Carter shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Thorhalla lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Thorhalla lands a really nice looking cross but Carter seems unphased.
Hjalmar Thorhalla seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Carter fails to land with a series of punches.
Thorhalla connects with a nice looking jab.
Thorhalla is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Thorhalla dodges the punch combination from Carter.
Thorhalla dodges the punch combination from Carter.
Carter fails to land with a series of punches.
Thorhalla feints and then cracks Carter's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Carter down.
Thorhalla lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Thorhalla is looking to slow Carter down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Thorhalla thuds his shin into the meat of Carter's side.

Thorhalla rushes Carter and presses him up against the cage.
Thorhalla lands with a right to the head.
Thorhalla works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Thorhalla softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Thorhalla lands a left hand that snaps the head of Carter backwards.
Thorhalla lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Carter or not.
A nice left hand lands by Thorhalla.

Thorhalla's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thorhalla scoring well with a low kick there.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Thorhalla fakes the leg kick and cracks Carter in the body.
Carter on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Thorhalla throws a front kick that sends Carter stumbling back into the cage.
Thorhalla dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Carter. That did some damage!
Carter stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Thorhalla.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An inside leg kick lands from Thorhalla.
Carter gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Hjalmar Thorhalla!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Hjalmar Thorhalla waved his t-shirt featuring FinnFighter Nutrition (Five 160Q supps!)'s logo in front of the cameras.