PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zuese Zorro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Billy Boondocks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Zorro
vs
Boondocks

195 cm
30
220 lbs
12 - 12 - 0

200 cm
37
270 lbs
36 - 17 - 0

Good wrestling
Dangerous knees
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zuese Zorro!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Billy Boondocks!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zorro fails with an attempt to clinch.
Zorro fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Boondocks circles away from the clinch attempt.
Zorro tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

Zorro gets tackled into the cage by Boondocks. Boondocks maintains the clinch.

Zorro pulls guard successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.

Zorro is looking to cinch up a triangle. Boondocks throws the leg off to one side though and gets in tight to Zorro's body to avoid the submission. Zorro has instead reached around Boondocks's neck and now has a guillotine! Oh, this is biiiig trouble! Zorro arches his back and squeezes and forces the tap from his hapless opponent.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Zuese Zorro!
Zuese Zorro very nearly forgot to thank Empire Threads amongst all the excitement of his win but just as the interview came to a close, he screamed their name. Hopefully he'll get a few nice freebies in the mail as a thank you.