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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jusma Siltanen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alfred E Neuman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Alfred E Neuman has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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283 lbs
14 - 8 - 1 |
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225 cm
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300 lbs
8 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very quick |
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Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Helsinki, Jusma Siltanen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alfred E Neuman!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Roosa Järviläinen and Arvi Lind.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Siltanen lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
A jab from E Neuman does it's job there.
E Neuman slips under a jab from Siltanen.
E Neuman moves out of range of the strikes.
E Neuman uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Siltanen.
Siltanen connects with a crisp jab.
Siltanen scores with a hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Siltanen throws a hook but E Neuman blocks it.
E Neuman takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Siltanen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. E Neuman sees it coming and avoids it easily.
E Neuman throws a nice outside leg kick.
Good exchange - Siltanen coming out on top.
E Neuman wants to slow Siltanen down by chopping away at his legs.
E Neuman lands a big head kick that sends Siltanen tumbling to the mat! E Neuman takes a step backwards and waves Siltanen back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Siltanen is rocked!
It looks like Jusma Siltanen has been cut.
E Neuman lands a nice leg kick that just misses Siltanen's sensitive parts.
Oh Siltanen is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Siltanen is breathing heavily.
Siltanen glances at the clock... BAM! E Neuman nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Siltanen crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Siltanen is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Alfred E Neuman!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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