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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pertti Kiilopaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vladimir Zhirinovsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kiilopaa comes to the cage accompanied by Extreme Ways. Zhirinovsky has chosen Zhirinovsky and Serega - Murka as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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211 lbs
23 - 20 - 2 |
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218 lbs
20 - 13 - 0 |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 20 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Pertti Kiilopaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
The judges for this bout are Tarja Halkonen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Anni Minnemäki.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kiilopaa with a hook.
Zhirinovsky scores with a hook to the body. Kiilopaa takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Zhirinovsky misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Kiilopaa.
Kiilopaa throws a low kick but Zhirinovsky moves out of range easily.
Zhirinovsky jabs Kiilopaa to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Zhirinovsky misses with a hook.
Kiilopaa lands with a nice body punch.
A left lands for Kiilopaa.
Kiilopaa is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kiilopaa throws a lazy right hand but Zhirinovsky sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Kiilopaa misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Kiilopaa gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Zhirinovsky throws a right and a left that both miss.
A jab lands there for Zhirinovsky.
Zhirinovsky takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Zhirinovsky walks into a left hand.
Zhirinovsky manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Kiilopaa on his heels. He'll look to pass Kiilopaa's guard now, I'm sure.
Kiilopaa has his foot on Zhirinovsky's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Zhirinovsky works his way back into a safe position though.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Kiilopaa is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kiilopaa looking to hit a scissor sweep but Zhirinovsky is one step ahead there.
Zhirinovsky has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Kiilopaa is proving hard to escape from.
Zhirinovsky won't allow Kiilopaa to sweep him here.
Kiilopaa looking for submissions from the bottom but instead Zhirinovsky passes into side control.
Zhirinovsky slows the pace down.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kiilopaa takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better.
Kiilopaa struggling a bit here.
Kiilopaa trying to control but Zhirinovsky flips him over like a cheap hooker and has his back!
Kiilopaa is trying to get back to his feet but Zhirinovsky has full control of the position and if anything, Kiilopaa has just worked his way into a worse spot.
Kiilopaa tries to break free.
Kiilopaa is trying to stand back up.
Kiilopaa won't enjoy being in this position. Zhirinovsky looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - Kiilopaa is tapping - it's over boys! Zhirinovsky picks up the submission victory!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Vladimir Zhirinovsky!
Our winner, Vladimir Zhirinovsky, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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