PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Henry Saari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Cant Think A Name (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). A Name has chosen beast and the harlot as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Saari
vs
Think A Name

192 cm
19
275 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

225 cm
19
278 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Powerful takedowns
Counter fighter
Good gas tank

Alpha-Male Nutritional Supplements (q160)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Henry Saari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Cant Think A Name!
The judges for this bout are Patrick Alders, Aafke Stam and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A Name tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Saari swivels and escapes.
Saari tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but A Name was well out of range. Poor timing from Saari.
A Name misses with a body shot.
Saari misses with a body kick.
Saari lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Saari.
Saari thows a left - swing and a miss!

Saari gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Saari on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Saari tries to get out of the position.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
A Name trying to control the position from guard on top but Saari is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A Name passes into half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Saari is trying to get back to full guard.
Saari might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A Name is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
A Name looking to control but Saari is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A Name might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Saari haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
Saari tries to lock up and control but A Name gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
A Name wants to control the pace but Saari is squirming around nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A Name is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

A Name is giving the impression that he's looking to ground and pound but he switches suddenly into a beautiful far side armbar! Saari is forced to tap! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Cant Think A Name!
Cant Think A Name seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.