PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Death Before Dishonor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anal Bead Party (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dishonor is coming into this fight with a significant injury, which will no doubt have an effect on his cardio. Anal Bead Party has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Before Dishonor
vs
Bead Party

192 cm
28
284 lbs
14 - 10 - 1

190 cm
32
276 lbs
13 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Death Before Dishonor!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anal Bead Party!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Summer Carpenter and Hugh Johnson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick by Dishonor misses
and Party counters with a thumping low kick.
Dishonor is breathing heavily.

Dishonor drives through with a takedown into guard.
Party wants to get back to his feet but Dishonor is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Party wriggles free and stands up.
Dishonor tries to clinch
and Party counters with a head kick.

Dishonor feints and as Party raises his hands in defense, Dishonor changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Party wants to get back to his feet but Dishonor is in a dominant position and won't allow it.

Party pushes Dishonor off and scrambles back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor throws a low kick but it's checked well by Party.
Dishonor rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Party counters with a nice low kick that buckles Dishonor's knee momentarily.

Dishonor manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.
Party wants to get back to his feet but Dishonor is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Party is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Party uses the cage to get back to his feet.

Dishonor shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Party is trying to stand back up but Dishonor is controlling him
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dishonor is stalling here. Party is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Dishonor seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Party has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Dishonor tries to improve position but can't.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Party decides to take the fight back to the feet.
Dishonor swings for the body but Party moves out of range.

Dishonor drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Party wants to stand but Dishonor is controlling the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor throws an elbow that misses. Party uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Dishonor's guard. Nice move by Party!
Party wanted to stand there but Dishonor had control of the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Party won't allow Dishonor to sweep him here.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Anal Bead Party will probably get the nod.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Party tries to sprawl but Dishonor drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Party looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dishonor throws a big elbow that misses, also allowing Party to regain full guard.

Party kicks Dishonor off and gets to his feet.

Dishonor feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.

Party wriggles free and stands up.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Dishonor misses with a low kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Dishonor shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Party manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Party is looking to stand up but Dishonor isn't so interested in that idea.

Party pushes Dishonor off and scrambles back to his feet.

Dishonor bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Party is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Dishonor is controlling him well.
Dishonor wants to control but Party is keeping him busy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Party tries to escape but Dishonor is in control.
Dishonor lands an elbow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Party is trying to buck Dishonor off.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Dishonor.
Party wants to get back to his feet but Dishonor drags him back down.
Dishonor wants to lay and pray for a moment but Party keeps working.
Dishonor with the ground and pound but Party regains half guard under the barage of strikes.
Dishonor trying to control the action but Party is working from the bottom.
Party tries to kick Dishonor off but Dishonor keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor thows a huge punch but Party dodges it nicely.

Party pushes Dishonor off and gets back to his feet.
Party blocks a head kick by Dishonor.
Dishonor is looking to chop away at Party's legs.
Dishonor fails in his attempt to clinch.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Party steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dishonor.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Death Before Dishonor dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Party uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Dishonor.
Dishonor closes the distance looking to clinch
and Party counters with a good low kick that Dishonor was not able to check.

Dishonor manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Party on his heels. He'll look to pass Party's guard now, I'm sure.
Party wants to stand up but Dishonor is controlling him.

Party kicks Dishonor off and gets to his feet.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

Dishonor changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Party looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dishonor throwing strikes but Party manages to buck up and roll into a nice reversal - now he's on top in side control!

Party stands up and beckons Dishonor to his feet.

Dishonor shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Dishonor showed some decent athleticism there.

Party kicks off Dishonor and gets to his feet.
Party defending well as Dishonor loads up on a big left hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dishonor wants to clinch
and Party counters with a thumping low kick.

Dishonor shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Party manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Party is looking to stand up but Dishonor isn't so interested in that idea.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dishonor trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Party manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

Dishonor is working an open guard so Party takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Dishonor closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Party pushes Dishonor away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Dishonor gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.

Dishonor tries for a kimura but Party is defending well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Sloppy strikes there by Dishonor.
Dishonor is trying to ground and pound but Party uses the momentary lack of control by Dishonor to regain half guard.
Party wants to get back to his feet.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dishonor trying to mount his opponent but Party defends it.

Party makes some distance and scrambles quickly back to his feet. Nice work!

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Death Before Dishonor.
Well Dishonor has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 29:28
Judge Summer Carpenter scores the fight 29:28
Judge Hugh Johnson scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Death Before Dishonor!
A very excited looking Death Before Dishonor made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.