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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bumbaclot Rasta (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doctor Gonzo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Rasta might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Young Forever by Jay-Z. Gonzo has chosen White Rabbit as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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265 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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275 lbs
17 - 18 - 1 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
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Good wrestler
Basic striking
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Bumbaclot Rasta!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Doctor Gonzo!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rasta moves in looking to clinch but Gonzo pushes him off.
Rasta moves into range and clinches up with Gonzo.
Gonzo is looking for a takedown.
Gonzo being controlled against the cage.
Gonzo has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Rasta avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Rasta pushes Gonzo back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
It looks like Doctor Gonzo has been cut.
Rasta manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Rasta seems to have come into the fight with the intention of avoiding any damage in the clinch, rather than actually showing any aggression.
Gonzo has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Rasta avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Bumbaclot Rasta has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Doctor Gonzo.
Rasta prevents the takedown attempt.
A hook to the body from Rasta.
Rasta lands a body shot in the clinch.
Gonzo looks winded!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice right hand lands inside from Rasta.
The referee is keeping an eye on Rasta - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gonzo has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Rasta is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
Rasta scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Rasta lands a hook that snaps the head of Gonzo backwards.
Rasta stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Rasta lands a nice uppercut.
A short uppercut from Rasta.
Good body shot from Rasta.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gonzo's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Rasta throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Gonzos head.
Rasta has Gonzo pushed against the cage.
Rasta scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A hook to the body from Rasta.
Rasta is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rasta lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Rasta pushes Gonzo against the cage. Rasta is working some dirty boxing. Rasta pushes off with a quick right hook! Gonzo goes down! Gonzo tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Rasta moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bumbaclot Rasta!
A very excited looking Bumbaclot Rasta made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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