PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between John McKicky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rompe Kraneos (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kraneos is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Professional Griefers. Rompe Kraneos acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

McKicky
vs
Kraneos

200 cm
23
300 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
18
300 lbs
0 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Good kicks
Solid chin

Dragon

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, John McKicky!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rompe Kraneos!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Bruno Hogan and Winston Howard.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McKicky lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.

It looks like Rompe Kraneos has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
McKicky tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kraneos swats him away and circles back towards the center.
McKicky tries to clinch but Kraneos is having none of it.
McKicky defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Kraneos.
Kraneos shoots in looking for a takedown but McKicky manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Kraneos's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
John McKicky seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

McKicky has taken the fight to the clinch.
Kraneos is trying to pull guard but McKicky has him pressed against the cage.
John McKicky has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Rompe Kraneos.

McKicky breaks the clinch.
McKicky tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Kraneos manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

McKicky lands a big head kick that sends Kraneos tumbling to the mat! McKicky takes a step backwards and waves Kraneos back to his feet - he wants the finish!

McKicky closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Kraneos did well to prevent McKicky getting side control.
It looks like the ref is thinking about a standup.

Kraneos is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McKicky pulls his head out easily.

Kraneos looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Kraneos looking for submissions off his back.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kraneos looking for submissions off his back.

Kraneos actively working from the bottom here.

Kraneos is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but McKicky pulls his head out easily.
Kraneos wants to get back to full guard.
Kraneos should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.

Kraneos looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Kraneos actively working from the bottom here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kraneos regains full guard. Nicely done.

Kraneos looking for a triangle here. McKicky is fighting it but it looks tight! Kraneos pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, McKicky is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Rompe Kraneos!
A very excited looking Rompe Kraneos rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.