PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Don Marciano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Arnie Ironz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Marciano might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to DEAD MAN'S GUN. The crowd seem to be enjoying Ironz's choice of entrance music: Limp Bizkit - Gold Cobra. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Marciano
vs
Ironz

191 cm
32
241 lbs
40 - 8 - 2

188 cm
28
279 lbs
22 - 7 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

underground dope
Reaper Combatwear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 40 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Los Angeles, Don Marciano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 22 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Arnie Ironz!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Don Winkell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ironz tries to land a front kick but Marciano steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Marciano fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Ironz takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Ironz cracks a nice hook into Marciano's ribs.
Ironz avoids the body shot from Marciano.
Marciano is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Marciano pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Marciano throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Ironz tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Ironz tried to score with a low kick but Marciano checks it.
Ironz misses with a low kick.
Marciano turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Marciano shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A big right from Ironz misses.
Marciano throws the left hand but Ironz avoids the punch easily.
Ironz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Marciano takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Marciano throws a nice outside leg kick.

Ironz gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Ironz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Marciano lands a right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Marciano pushes off an throws an elbow but Ironz leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Marciano scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Marciano tries to break free but Ironz pushes him back against the cage.
Ironz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Ironz throws a punch but it's blocked by Marciano.
Ironz avoiding damage as Marciano throws knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Marciano.
Ironz misses with the head strike.
Marciano lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Marciano managing to block the knees to the body from Ironz.
Marciano tries to throw a body punch but Ironz avoids it by throwing Marciano back against the cage.

Marciano pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Marciano smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
A slow jab from Marciano misses its intended target.
Marciano bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Ironz ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Marciano moves away.
Ironz throws out a loose jab but Marciano uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ironz takes a swing at Marciano's ribcage but misses.
Ironz tries to land a leg kick but Marciano saw it coming and moves away.
Ironz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ironz cracks Marciano with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ironz misses with a low kick.
Marciano lands with a hook. Ironz tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Ironz moves out of range of the body kick from Marciano.
Marciano misses with a few strikes there.
Ironz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Ironz misses with a combination
and Marciano counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Ironz thinking.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Ironz.
Marciano scoring well with a low kick there.
Marciano avoids the head kick by Ironz.
Marciano scores with a jab to the body.
Ironz looks winded!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Marciano.
Marciano scores with a decent looking hook.
Marciano turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The fighters circling - Marciano throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Ironz keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Marciano misses with a hook.
Ironz takes a body punch but keeps moving.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ironz jabs Marciano to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Marciano misses with a few strikes there.
Ironz avoids the head kick by Marciano.
Marciano paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

It looks like Arnie Ironz has been cut.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Marciano looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Ironz jabs Marciano to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Marciano throws a lazy right hand but Ironz sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Ironz is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Marciano rather than just go for the knockout.
Marciano uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Ironz.

Ironz pushes Marciano up against the cage in a clinch.
Marciano swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short body shot lands from Marciano as the two fighters clinch.

Marciano's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Ironz looks to land a body kick but Marciano moved away.
Marciano fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.

Marciano cracks Ironz with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Ironz looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Marciano finish him?

Ironz is rocked!
Ironz misses with a leg kick
and Marciano counters with a low kick, right behind Ironz 's knee.
Ironz is still on wobbly legs! Can Marciano finish him?
Marciano jabs at Ironz's body.
Ironz gets hit by the mother of all head kicks and drops to the canvas in a crumpled heap! Woooow, the Internet is going to be talking about this one for weeks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Don Marciano!
A pretty intense looking Don Marciano took the opportunity post-fight to ask for a shot at the title.