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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seppo Taalasmaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry's entrance music is PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE. A fine choice. Dick Dingleberry has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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142 lbs
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160 lbs
46 - 22 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 9 - 2, fighting out of London, Dick Dingleberry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
46 - 22 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Seppo Taalasmaa!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Frank Antenori.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Some bone on bone action there as Taalasmaa checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Taalasmaa dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Dingleberry. That did some damage!
Taalasmaa fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Dingleberry with a lazy takedown attempt
and Taalasmaa counters with a takedown into side control! That could mean trouble for Dingleberry!
Dingleberry is looking to reverse the position.
Taalasmaa trying to control the action but Dingleberry is working from the bottom.
Dingleberry stops Taalasmaa from passing to mount.
Taalasmaa sitting in side control, looking to soften his opponent up with elbows and hammerfists but Dingleberry is avoiding damage well and looking to escape the position.
Taalasmaa cracks Dingleberry with a big right hand but Dingleberry just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Taalasmaa cracks Dingleberry with a big elbow.
Dingleberry tries to improve position but can't.
Taalasmaa tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The strikes coming from Taalasmaa are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Dingleberry is not content to let Taalasmaa control the position.
Taalasmaa scores with a couple of short elbows.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
The ground and pound from Taalasmaa seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Taalasmaa looks up at the clock and then as Dingleberry takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Taalasmaa smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Dingleberry is looking to reverse the position.
Taalasmaa scores with a couple of short elbows.
Taalasmaa landing with strikes to the head and body from side control.
Dingleberry is looking for a sweep.
Taalasmaa in side control lands a decent elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dingleberry tries to bench press Taalasmaa off him but Taalasmaa keeps the position.
Dingleberry stops Taalasmaa from passing to mount.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Dingleberry some visible discomfort.
Taalasmaa is working Dingleberry over with some ground and pound from side control.
Dingleberry is holding Taalasmaa down, trying to stall.
Taalasmaa lands some shots froms side control.
Dingleberry is not in a great position here, taking some shots.
Taalasmaa in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Taalasmaa throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Taalasmaa scoring with punches and elbows.
Dingleberry avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Taalasmaa.
Dingleberry defending against the ground and pound.
Taalasmaa looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Dingleberry is avoiding damage well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Taalasmaa is chipping away with strikes.
Taalasmaa in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
Dingleberry tries to bench press Taalasmaa off him but Taalasmaa keeps the position.
Taalasmaa lands an elbow.
Sloppy strikes there by Taalasmaa.
Taalasmaa misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Dingleberry is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Taalasmaa off and has taken his back!
Dingleberry really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Dingleberry has the hooks in. Taalasmaa is trying to push off one leg but he has to do so cautiously to avoid being submitted.
I would not like to be Taalasmaa right now.
Dingleberry is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Taalasmaa is defending well here and trying to improve his position.
Taalasmaa is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Taalasmaa is still trying to improve position.
Taalasmaa breaks Dingleberry's hooks off and manages to turn into his guard.
Taalasmaa preventing the sweep.
Taalasmaa lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Taalasmaa throws an elbow that misses. Dingleberry uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Taalasmaa's guard. Nice move by Dingleberry!
Taalasmaa is working actively from the bottom, looking for submissions. He's escaped his hips to the side and he's going for an armbar! Dingleberry has his hands clasped together but Taalasmaa extends and breaks Dingleberry's desperate grasp, forcing a tap out due to armbar! Nice BJJ displayed there by Taalasmaa.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Seppo Taalasmaa!
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hype
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