PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Timmy Two Socks (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat Obama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Two Socks
vs
Obama

195 cm
20
210 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

195 cm
18
203 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Prefers ground

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Russian Tech Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Timmy Two Socks!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borat Obama!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Sergei Dronov and Aleksandr Martynov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Obama tries a head kick but it misses.

Obama scores a takedown into full mount!
Obama with good strikes from the mount here!
Two Socks wriggling around on the bottom manages to avoid the strikes thrown by Obama.
Obama landing strikes from the mount and Two Socks is in trouble!

Two Socks is rocked!
Two Socks is trying desperately to improve position.
Obama working the ground and pound effectively.
Oh Two Socks is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Obama wants to control the pace but Two Socks is squirming around nicely.
Two Socks seems to have got his legs back now.
Obama controlling the pace for now.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
BOOM! Obama connects with a massive shot to the dome!
Obama postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked Two Socks badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of Obama around the waist but Obama pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! Obama is the winner by TKO! Obama jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Borat Obama!