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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Karl der Grosse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vintage Vodka (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!
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198 lbs
13 - 11 - 0 |
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178 cm
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222 lbs
12 - 6 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Karl der Grosse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
12 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Vintage Vodka!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Daniel Franklin and Stewart Dunkirk.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Vodka keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from der Grosse.
Vodka takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Vodka throws a half hearted mid kick.
der Grosse waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Vodka.
Vodka misses with the combination.
der Grosse thuds a left hand into Vodka's body.
Vodka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from der Grosse.
Vodka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Vodka throws a head kick but der Grosse moves out of range.
der Grosse misses with a straight left.
der Grosse just misses with a punch to the body.
Vodka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
der Grosse connects with a body shot that sends Vodka's belly button to the back.
der Grosse lands with an overhand left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vodka throws a body kick that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
der Grosse slips a straight right by Vodka.
Vodka lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A swing and a miss from der Grosse.
der Grosse scores with a hook to the body. Vodka takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Vodka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from der Grosse.
Vodka tries to score with a low kick but der Grosse moves his leg out of the way.
Vodka misses with a body kick.
der Grosse swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Vodka swings for the body but der Grosse moves out of range.
der Grosse swings for the body but Vodka moves out of range.
der Grosse loads up on a big right hand but Vodka slips the punch.
der Grosse takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Vodka throws a head kick but der Grosse moves out of range.
Vodka misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Vodka works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
der Grosse lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Vodka at a distance.
der Grosse's corner calls for a 1-2. der Grosse obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Vodka cracks a nice hook into der Grosse's ribs.
der Grosse blocks a head kick by Vodka.
Vodka misses with a body shot.
der Grosse misses with a few strikes there.
Vodka is looking to slow der Grosse down with leg kicks.
der Grosse throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Vodka lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and der Grosse has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from der Grosse and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Vodka moves out of range of the strikes.
der Grosse misses with a left hand
and Vodka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
der Grosse staying out of range there.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
der Grosse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
der Grosse blocks a head kick by Vodka.
der Grosse thows a left - swing and a miss!
Vodka comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Vodka is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down der Grosse rather than just go for the knockout.
Vodka tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Vodka throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
der Grosse drops Vodka with a nice combination! der Grosse dives into Vodka's guard, looking to finish!
It looks like Vintage Vodka has been cut.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Vodka looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
der Grosse landing with the ground and pound.
der Grosse tries to free his leg and advance position but Vodka is retaining full guard.
der Grosse postures up in Vodka's guard and throws a big left but Vodka blocks it.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Vodka looking to sweep using the butterfly guard but der Grosse puts pay to that idea as he passes nicely into half guard.
der Grosse lands strikes from half guard.
der Grosse is thwarting Vodka's attempts to control the position.
der Grosse is trying for a guillotine from the top but the pressure isn't in the right place so Vodka is just riding it out for now. der Grosse eventually gives up the hold.
Vodka blocking the ground and pound attempt from der Grosse.
Vodka moves into full guard.
Vodka is trying to keep der Grosse in close.
der Grosse trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
der Grosse trying to control but Vodka is working from the bottom.
der Grosse stops Vodka from standing up.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Karl der Grosse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Vintage Vodka's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
der Grosse connects with a jab.
Vodka dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Vodka lands with a kick to the temple. der Grosse shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
der Grosse misses with a hook. Vodka ducked under it nicely.
Vodka jabs at der Grosse's body.
Vodka with a nice cross.
der Grosse lands with a nice body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
der Grosse misses with an uppercut. Vodka saw that one coming.
der Grosse throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vodka sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A nice inside leg kick there by Vodka. That's going to slow der Grosse down.
der Grosse moves out of range of the strikes.
Vodka uses good head movement to avoid the hook from der Grosse.
Vodka connects with a nice looking jab.
Vodka takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Vodka connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Vodka moves into range and connects with a jab.
Vodka looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Vodka is rocked!
der Grosse stuns Vodka with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Vodka is still on wobbly legs! Can der Grosse finish him?
der Grosse throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Vodka stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Vodka is breathing heavily.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
der Grosse throws a shot to the body.
Vodka seems to have recovered his senses.
der Grosse weaves into range and cracks Vodka right on the temple with a beautiful overhand right! Vodka goes down! He's out cold! Wow, what a beautiful knockout! der Grosse is strutting round the canvas like a movie star as the camera bulbs flash frantically.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Karl der Grosse!
A relieved looking Karl der Grosse thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
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hype
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