PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Daniel Silva (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit has chosen Lil Wayne- I feel like dying as his entrance music. This should be a great matchup!

Silva
vs
Holyshit

192 cm
28
280 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

196 cm
32
263 lbs
30 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Daniel Silva!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 15 - 1, fighting out of New York, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Chris Downing and Gwen Towbar.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Holyshit chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Holyshit lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Silva cracks Holyshit with an open hand slap.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Holyshit throws a half hearted mid kick.
Holyshit shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A nice combination there by Holyshit.

It looks like Daniel Silva has been cut.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Silva.
Silva moves out of range of the leg kick from Holyshit.
Holyshit displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Silva throws out the jab.
Silva checks a leg kick.
Silva throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Holyshit.
Silva with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Holyshit to score with a decent uppercut.
Crunch! Holyshit slams his shin into Silva's torso.
Silva avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Silva misses with a body shot
enabling Holyshit to counter with a crisp jab.
Evander Holyshit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Silva ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Silva checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Silva stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Holyshit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Silva misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Holyshit moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Silva steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Holyshit. That one must have hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Silva misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit feints and then cracks Silva's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Silva down.
Silva throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Holyshit counters with a straight right hand.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Holyshit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Holyshit connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Holyshit tries to bum rush Silva with a series of wild strikes but Silva uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Some bone on bone action there as Silva checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Silva swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
Silva steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
Silva moves away from the strike by Holyshit.
Holyshit keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Holyshit will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Holyshit connects with a nice looking jab.
Holyshit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Silva moves out of range of the body kick from Holyshit.
Silva scores with a shot to the body.
Holyshit ducks right into an uppercut from Silva.
Holyshit lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silva chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Holyshit can pounce on him.
Holyshit will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Holyshit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Silva.
Holyshit cracks the inside of Silva's front leg.
Holyshit bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Silva's head.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Silva.
Holyshit throws a sloppy body shot
and Silva counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Silva takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Silva moves away.
Holyshit shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
A looping hook to the body misses from Holyshit. Silva does a little dance to reset his feet.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Silva throws a right and a left that both miss.
Holyshit throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Holyshit throws out a loose jab but Silva uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a nice head kick!
Holyshit takes a swing at Silva's ribcage but misses.
Holyshit throws a sloppy head kick and Silva moves out of range easily.
Holyshit throws a good cross that connects.
Holyshit lands with a thumping leg kick.
Holyshit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Silva is out of range and Holyshit settles back down.
Holyshit is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Silva had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Silva swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Silva. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Silva scores with a hook.
Holyshit throws a right hand that Silva ducks under and follows up with a left that Silva also avoids with ease.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Silva on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Silva checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Silva.
Holyshit throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Daniel Silva's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Holyshit moves out of range of the body kick from Silva.
Silva comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Holyshit looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Silva throws a looping overhand right but Holyshit ducks down to avoid it.
Silva is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Holyshit misses with a low kick as Silva jumps back.
Sloppy strikes from Silva. Those never looked like landing.
Nice cross by Silva.
Holyshit scoring well with a low kick there.
Holyshit lands with a thumping leg kick.
Holyshit throws a chopping leg kick but Silva manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Silva swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Silva tries to move into range but Holyshit moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Holyshit rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Silva moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Silva misses with a right hand
and Holyshit counters with a solid body kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Silva. That snapped Holyshit's head back.
A jab from Holyshit does it's job there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Holyshit there.
Holyshit scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Silva misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Holyshit.

Holyshit shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Silva manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Silva trying to keep a closed guard but Holyshit is proving a slippery customer.
Holyshit sitting in guard here, content to control.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Silva wants to sweep but no luck.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Daniel Silva has forced the referee to step in and bring the fight back to the feet.
Silva looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.
Holyshit connects with a jab.
Silva gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Silva tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Silva lands a nice looking body shot.
Holyshit throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Holyshit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Holyshit misses with a wild combination.
Holyshit throws out a loose jab but Silva uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit lands a jab to the head.
Holyshit has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Holyshit lands a nice shot to the body.
Holyshit misses with a hook. Silva ducked under it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silva checks a leg kick nicely.
Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Holyshit lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Silva at a distance.
Holyshit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Holyshit lands a body shot.
Holyshit slips under a jab from Silva.
Silva lands a nice looking body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Holyshit.
Silva lands a nice hook to Holyshit's body. Holyshit takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Silva takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Holyshit moves forwards but Silva connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Holyshit darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Nice jab there from Silva.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Silva moves away.
Holyshit looks to score with a jab to the body but Silva is just out of range.
Holyshit looks to score with a jab to the body but Silva is just out of range.
Silva blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit takes a swing at Silva's ribcage but misses.
Silva throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Holyshit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Holyshit throws a jab when Silva was well out of range.
Holyshit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Holyshit is breathing heavily.
Silva ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit is looking to slow Silva down with leg kicks.
Holyshit throws an overhand right that lands on Silva's shoulder, as Silva tries to avoid the shot.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Silva. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evander Holyshit showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Daniel Silva's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Holyshit thows a body shot but no joy.
Silva loads up on a big right hand but Holyshit slips the punch.
Holyshit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Holyshit digs a good body shot into Silva's ribs.
Silva moves out of range as Holyshit strikes.
Silva slips under a jab from Holyshit.
Silva blocks a head kick by Holyshit.
Holyshit connects with an inside leg kick.
Holyshit tests Silva's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Holyshit looks to score with a jab to the body but Silva is just out of range.
Silva looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The fighters circling - Silva throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

Oooooh!!! Holyshit has knocked Silva down with a huge combo! Holyshit steps away and waves a wobbly Silva back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Silva just misses with a punch to the body.
Holyshit thuds a left hand into Silva's body.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Silva throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Holyshit scores with a hook.
Holyshit misses with a looping left.
Holyshit misses the jab.
Holyshit throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Holyshit sizes up Silva with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Silva steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Holyshit.
That kick from Holyshit tenderised Silva's leg. Silva is trying to keep his angry face on.
Silva ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Silva.
Holyshit misses with a lunging right hand
and Silva counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Holyshit lands with a right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Silva throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Holyshit on the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Silva. Holyshit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Silva checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Donk. Holyshit catches Silva right on the button with a cross.
Holyshit tries to land a leg kick but Silva saw it coming and moves away.
Silva displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Holyshit throws out the jab.
Decent striking displayed by Silva there.
Holyshit throws a hook to the side of Silva's head but Silva sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Silva misses with an uppercut. Holyshit saw that one coming.
Silva misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit scores with a jab to the body.
Silva throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Silva blocks the body kick.
Evander Holyshit seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Silva throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Holyshit throws a jab when Silva was well out of range.
Holyshit looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Holyshit takes one to the chin there.
Silva misses with a wild body shot.
Silva takes a swing at Holyshit's ribcage but misses.
Silva swings for the body but Holyshit moves out of range.
Good shot there by Holyshit.
Silva slips a jab from Holyshit.
Silva keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Holyshit takes a swing at Silva's ribcage but misses.
Silva lands a nice shot to the body.
Holyshit looks to land a left hand but Silva moved out of range nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit lands a front kick.
Daniel Silva has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Holyshit avoids the body shot from Silva.
Silva thuds a left hand into Holyshit's body.
Good exchange - Holyshit coming out on top.
Silva avoids the head kick by Holyshit.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Holyshit, right into the meat.
Silva fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Silva scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Holyshit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Holyshit shoots in for a double leg but Silva sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Holyshit takes a jab right on the kisser.
Holyshit takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Silva connects with a body shot that sends Holyshit's belly button to the back.
Silva misses the shot to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Evander Holyshit comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Holyshit has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evander Holyshit!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Evander Holyshit waved his t-shirt featuring TFP Graphics - Pit Inc's logo in front of the cameras.