PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yo-Landi Vi$$er (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Leeroy comes into the arena with Boondocks Theme Song blaring out of the sound system. The crowd seem to be enjoying Vi$$er's choice of entrance music: Enter The Ninja. Both fighters look pumped up here. Let's hope this is a good fight!

Leeroy
vs
Vi$$er

174 cm
34
155 lbs
26 - 13 - 0

179 cm
30
165 lbs
15 - 11 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

TWGC Champion
World class MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 13 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Yo-Landi Vi$$er!
The judges for this bout are Donatello Bradman, Summer Carpenter and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Leeroy misses the shot to the body.

Vi$$er has Leeroy up against the cage in a clinch.
Vi$$er pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Leeroy tries to work over Vi$$er's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Vi$$er lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.

Leeroy has picked Vi$$er up - he's going for a ride! Leeroy dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.

Vi$$er is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Leeroy pulls his head out easily.
Vi$$er tries to get to full guard but Leeroy has control of the leg.

Vi$$er looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Leeroy stalling away here and it's allowed Vi$$er to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leeroy preventing the sweep.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.

Leeroy got a little sloppy there for a moment and Vi$$er has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Leeroy has managed to get both his arms back between Vi$$er's legs - danger averted.
Leeroy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Vi$$er has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Leeroy can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Vi$$er wants to sweep here but Leeroy controlling him for the moment.
Leeroy controlling from the top position.
Vi$$er looking to hit a scissor sweep but Leeroy is one step ahead there.

Vi$$er is looking for a triangle but Leeroy pushes his legs off easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy stopping the sweep attempt from Vi$$er.
Leeroy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

Leeroy is trying to tuck his arms in to keep them safe but Vi$$er has managed to isolate one of them and has got a loose triangle. Leeroy is looking to defend but Vi$$er has done well to lock his legs together - this could be big trouble for Leeroy! Vi$$er pulls down on the head and a little smile comes across his face - he knows he's got it. Yep, Leeroy taps out and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Yo-Landi Vi$$er!
Yo-Landi Vi$$er was full of energy after the big win and talked about how he thinks he can do big things in this sport. The crowd were appreciative of his determination to succeed.