PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Chumba Wumba (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hamish Gaffney (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wumba's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, La Bamba . These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Wumba
vs
Gaffney

180 cm
26
177 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

187 cm
29
182 lbs
6 - 8 - 2

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Chumba Wumba!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 8 - 2, fighting out of Sydney, Hamish Gaffney!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Bruno Hogan and Summer Carpenter.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gaffney on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Wumba swings for the body but Gaffney moves out of range.
Gaffney lands an overhand right.
Wumba avoids a punch combination nicely.
Gaffney throws the left hand but Wumba avoids the punch easily.
Gaffney swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Wumba counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Gaffney fails to land with a series of punches.
Wumba avoids the body shot from Gaffney.
Gaffney closes this distance looking for a takedown but Wumba circles away.
Gaffney fails with the takedown.
Gaffney slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Wumba lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Gaffney falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Chumba Wumba!
A relieved looking Chumba Wumba thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.