PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thomas Stark (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Zoidberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stark comes into the arena with Cmon Feel The Noise blaring out of the sound system. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Stark
vs
Zoidberg

191 cm
39
211 lbs
37 - 15 - 0

190 cm
35
222 lbs
35 - 18 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Crippler\'s Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 37 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Thomas Stark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 35 - 18 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, John Zoidberg!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zoidberg bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stark checks the leg kick.
Zoidberg checks the leg kick nicely there.
Stark blocks a leg kick.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stark.
Zoidberg has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stark finds it's way round the side to connect with Zoidberg's head.
Stark checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Stark looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Stark checks a leg kick.
Zoidberg keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stark moves out of range of the leg kick from Zoidberg.
Stark swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Zoidberg looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zoidberg connects with a leg kick. Stark looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Stark misses with an attempted mid kick.
Zoidberg takes one on the button.

It looks like John Zoidberg has been cut.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Stark throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Thomas Stark seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stark.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zoidberg is looking to land body kicks.
Zoidberg staying out of range there.
Stark misses with a wild body shot.
A chopping leg kick lands by Zoidberg.
Zoidberg goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Stark lunges at Zoidberg with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Zoidberg's hand.
Zoidberg keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Stark.
Stark throws a hook but Zoidberg blocks it.
Zoidberg is looking to score with low kicks.
Stark motions for Zoidberg to come forward. Stark throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Stark lands a nice shot to the body.
Zoidberg looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Stark. Zoidberg does a little dance to reset his feet.
Stark connects with a single shot there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Zoidberg throws a leg kick but Stark sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Zoidberg misses with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stark checks a low kick from Zoidberg.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Zoidberg lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Stark has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Stark and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Stark lands a left and a right that send Zoidberg crashing to the mat, dazed. Stark thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Zoidberg is rocked!
Zoidberg thows a leg kick but Stark checks it
and Stark rattles Zoidberg with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Zoidberg tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. Stark dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Zoidberg stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Thomas Stark!
A very excited looking Thomas Stark made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.