PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between The Drunk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ethan Hartin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ethan Hartin was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Drunk
vs
Hartin

180 cm
19
185 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

180 cm
19
190 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, The Drunk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Ethan Hartin!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hartin fails to land with a series of punches.
Drunk uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hartin.
Hartin loads up on a big right hand but Drunk slips the punch.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hartin is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Drunk.
Drunk ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Drunk misses with a hook. Hartin ducked under it nicely.
Drunk lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Drunk shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Drunk stopping the sweep attempt from Hartin.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Drunk postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Drunk stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Hartin swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Drunk in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Drunk won't allow Hartin to sweep him here.
Hartin controls Drunk momentarily but Drunk frees himself.
Hartin preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Drunk!
Drunk misses with a series of wild punches.
Drunk is breathing heavily.
A left and a right from Hartin both land. Nice combination.
Hartin shoots in and drives through. Drunk sprawls well.
Drunk stuffs the takedown attempt from Hartin. Hartin gets slowly back to his feet.

Drunk has taken the fight to the clinch.
Drunk keeps control of Hartin as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Drunk wants to break free but Hartin has control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Drunk gets a trip takedown into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Drunk controlling the action here.

Drunk is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Drunk trying to control from half guard but Hartin is working away.
Hartin wants to get back to full guard.

Drunk is working for a submission of some sort.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hartin wants to control but Drunk is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Drunk missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Nice uppercut there from Hartin.
Hartin swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hartin throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Drunk sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hartin throws a hook but Drunk blocks it.
Hartin scores with a nice strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Hartin.

Drunk is rocked!
Hartin dips to his left and cracks Drunk with an uppercut!
Oh Drunk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hartin fires a straight punch through the middle that cracks Drunk square on the jaw! Damn, Drunk is out cold on his feet and topples face first to the canvas! Wow, I haven't seen a knockout that brutal in a long time!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ethan Hartin!