PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Oliver Clothesoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Deuce Lowhanger (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Deuce Lowhanger has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Oliver Clothesoff's chin.

Clothesoff
vs
Lowhanger

188 cm
23
190 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

205 cm
23
191 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Improved boxing
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

5th Round
Demonic Drugs

Golden Lilium

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Oliver Clothesoff!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Deuce Lowhanger!
The judges for this bout are Aleksandr Martynov, Illya Tyunina and Fedor Mirinova.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Clothesoff waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Lowhanger.
Lowhanger is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Lowhanger will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Lowhanger misses with a jab, cross combination.
Clothesoff misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Nice takedown defense from Lowhanger. No joy for Clothesoff on that attempt.
Clothesoff cracks Lowhanger with a right hand to the side of the head.
Clothesoff thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lowhanger rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Clothesoff moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Lowhanger misses with a wild body shot.
Lowhanger misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clothesoff misses with a hook.
Clothesoff tries to clinch up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clothesoff cracks Lowhanger with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Clothesoff throws a body punch but Lowhanger moves out of range.
Clothesoff stuns Lowhanger with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
A slow jab from Clothesoff misses its intended target.
Lowhanger showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clothesoff.
Clothesoff lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Lowhanger backs up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Clothesoff scores with a takedown into Lowhanger's guard.
Lowhanger seems keen to control Clothesoff's posture.
Lowhanger looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Clothesoff stops Lowhanger from standing up.
Lowhanger is trying to keep Clothesoff in close.
Lowhanger controlling Clothesoff's posture.

Clothesoff drops back, looking for a kneebar! Lowhanger looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Lowhanger looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Lowhanger!
Clothesoff looking for a sweep but Lowhanger has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Clothesoff might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lowhanger controlling from mount.
Clothesoff tries to reverse the position but Lowhanger maintains control.
Clothesoff is squirming around, avoiding Lowhanger's attempts to control the action.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clothesoff keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Clothesoff regains half guard.
Clothesoff wants to get back to full guard.
Clothesoff is staying active underneath Lowhanger, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

Clothesoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Lowhanger content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Lowhanger wants to get back to his feet.

Clothesoff looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Clothesoff makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Clothesoff.

Clothesoff has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lowhanger can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lowhanger is stalling in the full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Oliver Clothesoff dominated that round.
That's time! Clothesoff's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Clothesoff throws a body punch but Lowhanger moves out of range.
Lowhanger throws a series of punches but Clothesoff moves out of range.
Clothesoff fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Deuce Lowhanger seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lowhanger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lowhanger ducks under a wild hook from Clothesoff.
Clothesoff looks to score with a jab to the body but Lowhanger is just out of range.
A shot to de liver by Lowhanger. Beautiful body shot.
Clothesoff shoots in but no luck this time.
Clothesoff blocks a head kick by Lowhanger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lowhanger digs a good body shot into Clothesoff's ribs.
Lowhanger throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Lowhanger dips to his left and cracks Clothesoff with an uppercut!
Lowhanger misses with a jab, cross combination.
Lowhanger lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

Clothesoff is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lowhanger misses with a double jab
and Clothesoff counters with a straight right hand.
Oh Clothesoff is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Clothesoff ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lowhanger moves away.
Clothesoff seems to have got his legs back now.
Lowhanger connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Clothesoff momentarily.
Clothesoff throws a jab when Lowhanger was well out of range.
Lowhanger swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Lowhanger takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice straight punches there by Clothesoff. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Clothesoff.
Lowhanger stuffs the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Oliver Clothesoff. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Lowhanger checks a leg kick nicely.
Lowhanger lands an overhand right.
Lowhanger moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Lowhanger throws a solid leg kick but Clothesoff takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lowhanger.
Clothesoff moves out of range of the body kick from Lowhanger.
Lowhanger throws an overhand right from the outside, which connects and sends Clothesoff stumbling backwards into the cage! Clothesoff bounces back off the cage towards Lowhanger, who cracks him with a two punch combination that drops him to his knees! Lowhanger lands two more shots before the referee has chance to intervene - what a finish! Lowhanger celebrates with his corner as the crowd cheer loudly.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Deuce Lowhanger!
Deuce Lowhanger is the new middleweight champion!