PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Long John Beardhook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Zuese Zorro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Beardhook might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Seamus. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

John Beardhook
vs
Zorro

205 cm
32
272 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

195 cm
30
220 lbs
13 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Long John Beardhook!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Zuese Zorro!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, William Peck and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zorro checks the leg kick.
Zorro shoots for a takedown but Beardhook saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Beardhook. No joy for Zorro on that attempt.
Beardhook misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Zorro.
Beardhook throws a right and a left that both miss.
Beardhook tries to land a leg kick but Zorro saw it coming and moves away.
Beardhook lands with a thumping leg kick.
Zorro doesn't manage to clinch there - Beardhook circles away.
Beardhook throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Beardhook swings away with a leg kick that misses.

Zorro closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Zorro missing with knees to the body.
Zorro is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Beardhook is defending well for now.

Zorro successfully pulls guard.

Beardhook decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Zorro, up you get!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Beardhook slaps away a takedown attempt from Zorro, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Long John Beardhook has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Zuese Zorro.
Zorro is looking to clinch but Beardhook is avoiding it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Beardhook scores with a jab to the body.
Beardhook misses with a low kick.
Zorro tries to clinch up.
A telegraphed right hand from Beardhook misses the target.
Beardhook avoids the head kick by Zorro.
Zorro tries to close the distance and clinch but Beardhook swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Beardhook throws a low kick but it's checked well by Zorro.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Beardhook, as that shot connected.

Beardhook cracks Zorro with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Zorro looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Beardhook finish him?

Zorro is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zorro tries to clinch up.
Zorro is still on wobbly legs! Can Beardhook finish him?
Beardhook avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Zorro seems to have recovered his senses.
Beardhook connects with a leg kick. Zorro looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Beardhook scores with a body shot.
Zorro checks a low kick from Beardhook.
Beardhook with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Zorro looks winded!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Crunch! Beardhook slams his shin into Zorro's torso.
Today's fight clock is brought to you by... OOOH that's a huge shot by Beardhook! Zorro is in big trouble here - the ref steps in to save him and this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:13 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Long John Beardhook!
A relieved looking Long John Beardhook thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.