PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Goofy Oatmeal (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Schnezner (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Charlie Schnezner is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Oatmeal
vs
Schnezner

170 cm
18
150 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

170 cm
21
155 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Goofy Oatmeal!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Charlie Schnezner!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Schnezner doesn't succeed with the takedown

and Oatmeal holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Oatmeal utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Oatmeal lands with a short punch from the clinch.

Oatmeal works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Oatmeal trying to control the position from guard on top but Schnezner is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Schnezner looking for a guillotine here but Oatmeal defends easily.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Schnezner has managed to work for a loose triangle. I think Oatmeal should be able to defend this one pretty easily though. Oh, Schnezner has tightened it up now! Oatmeal should have reacted faster there - he's in big trouble and yes, he's tapped out! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle). Charlie Schnezner!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Charlie Schnezner made sure he mentioned PURE STAMINA and Funds Transfer, along with how happy he was to win his fight.