PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bert Kreischer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Brisco County Jr (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kreischer comes to the cage accompanied by Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama. Bert Kreischer could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Brisco County Jr's chin.

Kreischer
vs
County Jr

195 cm
22
265 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

198 cm
27
275 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bert Kreischer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Brisco County Jr!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Alan Glass and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kreischer is trying hard to land a takedown here. County Jr sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
County Jr misses with a jab, cross combination.
County Jr tried to score with a low kick but Kreischer checks it.
Kreischer misses with a takedown
and County Jr counters with a series of strikes. Kreischer will be more careful next time no doubt.
Kreischer shoots in looking for a takedown. County Jr tries to sprawl out of it but Kreischer keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. County Jr manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bert Kreischer. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kreischer looks for a takedown but County Jr sprawls well.

County Jr lands a left and a right that send Kreischer crashing to the mat, dazed. County Jr thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Kreischer is rocked!

It looks like Bert Kreischer has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kreischer stuffs the takedown attempt from County Jr. County Jr gets slowly back to his feet.
Nice sprawl there from Kreischer as County Jr shoots in.
County Jr throws a head kick but Kreischer moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Kreischer fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. County Jr sprawls well initially but Kreischer persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Kreischer throwing shots but County Jr is blocking nicely.
County Jr is trying to get back to full guard.
Kreischer works his way into side control.

County Jr tries to escape back to his feet but Kreischer has kept hold of him... Oh, now he's got County Jr's back and is looking for the choke... Is it? Is it sunk in? YES! County Jr is tapping! Kreischer saw the opportunity and took it - ruthless!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:46 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Bert Kreischer!
A relieved looking Bert Kreischer thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.