PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Billy Fooktard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Scaredy McScared (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Billy Fooktard has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Fooktard
vs
McScared

225 cm
18
165 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

180 cm
27
166 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Billy Fooktard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Scaredy McScared!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fooktard misses with a wild combination.
Fooktard looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Fooktard throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McScared.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Excellent takedown into side control there by McScared.
McScared is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Fooktard's shoulder. That is not cool.

McScared working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Fooktard wants to get back to his feet.

McScared is trying to land an Americana. He has the arm isolated but Fooktard is keeping cool and he's avoided the danger for now.
McScared is moving around in side control but his primary objective seems to be to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McScared tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Fooktard is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, McScared asserts his dominance and retains side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
McScared looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Fooktard is avoiding damage well.

McScared tries for a kimura but Fooktard is defending well.
McScared wants to control but Fooktard is keeping him busy.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McScared tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.
Fooktard is trying to stand back up. He's worked his way up against the cage but McScared has just dragged him back down to the mat.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McScared thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Fooktard really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fooktard parries the strikes from McScared easily there. McScared is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Fooktard to escape.
Fooktard is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, McScared asserts his dominance and retains side control.

McScared tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no McScared has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
McScared looks gassed!

McScared working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Fooktard is pushing McScared's head away, looking to escape. McScared manages to hold on to the position though.
McScared lands some shots froms side control.
McScared is looking to take a break and control but Fooktard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Fooktard wants to get back to his feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.

McScared is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Fooktard has escaped the position, nice work there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Scaredy McScared dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Fooktard stalks McScared and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into McScared's face. McScared staggers backwards, shaken.
Fooktard connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McScared takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
McScared shoots for a takedown but Fooktard saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Fooktard lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Fooktard scores with a jab. McScared acknowledges it with a nod of the head.

McScared is rocked!
Fooktard throws a right and a left that McScared avoids nicely.
McScared is still on wobbly legs! Can Fooktard finish him?
Billy Fooktard seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Fooktard moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
It's a brutal combination of punches from Fooktard! McScared is backing up but he can't get away as Fooktard lands with one final shot to the jaw that drops McScared and ends the fight. Great knockout.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Billy Fooktard!