PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Buzz Cloltran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ricardo Ramirez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cloltran comes to the cage accompanied by F**k What Happens Tonight. Ramirez has chosen Macabre - Nightstalker as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Buzz Cloltran has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Cloltran
vs
Ramirez

168 cm
29
142 lbs
24 - 3 - 2

165 cm
26
147 lbs
20 - 8 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 3 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Buzz Cloltran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 20 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Ricardo Ramirez!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ramirez throws a hook to the side of Cloltran's head but Cloltran sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Cloltran checks the leg kick.
Ramirez throws a body punch but Cloltran moves out of range.
Ramirez misses with a leg kick.
Ramirez ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Cloltran moves away.
Ramirez lands a slapping body shot.
Cloltran swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ramirez looks to land a combination. Cloltran sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.

It looks like Buzz Cloltran has been cut.
Ramirez catches Cloltran with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Cloltran connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cloltran cracks Ramirez with a right hand to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cloltran chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Ramirez can pounce on him.
Ramirez jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Ramirez misses with a wild body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ramirez uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cloltran.
Ramirez throws a hook but Cloltran blocks it.
Ramirez fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Cloltran manages to avoid it.
Ramirez slips a straight right by Cloltran.
Cloltran steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ramirez.
Ramirez checks a leg kick.
Ramirez has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Ramirez lands with a thumping leg kick.
Cloltran scores with a nice strike.
Cloltran throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cloltran connects with a body shot.
Ramirez tests Cloltran's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Nice shot by Cloltran.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Ramirez tenderised Cloltran's leg. Cloltran is trying to keep his angry face on.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ramirez avoids the head kick by Cloltran.
Cloltran steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Ramirez.
Cloltran looks to land a combination but Ramirez avoids it well.
Ramirez turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Ramirez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ramirez fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cloltran has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
A slow jab from Ramirez misses its intended target.
Nice uppercut lands for Ramirez. That snapped Cloltran's head back.
Cloltran just misses with a punch to the body.
Cloltran lands a jab to the nose.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ramirez keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cloltran wants to slow Ramirez down by chopping away at his legs.
Nice takedown defense from Ramirez. No joy for Cloltran on that attempt.
Cloltran throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Cloltran fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Ramirez manages to avoid it.
A jab from Cloltran does it's job there.
A clash of legs there as Ramirez blocks the low kick.
Cloltran misses with a hook.
A slow jab from Cloltran misses its intended target.

Cloltran rushes Ramirez and presses him up against the cage.
Cloltran misses with a short punch on the inside.
Ramirez is defending well against a takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran tries a body shot but Ramirez blocks it.
Ramirez lands a left hand.

Cloltran has hold of one of Ramirez's legs. Ramirez is fighting the takedown attempt but Cloltran gets the trip and lands the takedown into guard.
Cloltran lands a couple of decent looking shots.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Ramirez is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cloltran defends well.
Cloltran postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cloltran in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.

Ramirez escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cloltran gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Cloltran wants to control from the top but Ramirez keeps moving.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Ramirez not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

Ramirez throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cloltran postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Buzz Cloltran will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Buzz Cloltran's cut.
That's time! Cloltran's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Cloltran misses with an uppercut. Ramirez saw that one coming.
Ramirez feints and then cracks Cloltran's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cloltran down.

Cloltran closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Ramirez quickly recovers to half guard.
Cloltran wants to lay and pray for a moment but Ramirez keeps working.
Ramirez tries to roll over but Cloltran keeps him under control.

Ramirez is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cloltran pulls his head out easily.
Ramirez keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Ramirez on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Cloltran throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Cloltran thows a huge punch but Ramirez dodges it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloltran not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cloltran drops an elbow to the side of Ramirez's head.

Ramirez looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Ramirez is looking for a sweep. Cloltran is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Ramirez is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Cloltran seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Ramirez won't allow Cloltran to pass to mount.
Cloltran scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ramirez is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Cloltran lands with a punch from half guard.
Ramirez is looking for a sweep. Cloltran is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Ramirez looking for submissions off his back.
Ramirez trying to control from the bottom.
Cloltran scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Ramirez is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Cloltran pulls his head out easily.
Cloltran works his foot free and advances to mount.
Cloltran is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Ramirez can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Cloltran lands a nice shot to the head.
Cloltran avoids the attempt from Ramirez to control.
Cloltran working the ground and pound effectively.

Ramirez is rocked!
Ramirez sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran throwing shots but Ramirez is blocking nicely.
Cloltran not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Cloltran is nestled in close to Ramirez, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Cloltran has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Ramirez wants to control but Cloltran is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Buzz Cloltran overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Ramirez gets full guard.
Cloltran content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Cloltran preventing the sweep.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cloltran makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
Ramirez is still in real trouble! Can Cloltran finish him?
Cloltran throws a big right hand that misses.
Cloltran postures up and lands a big shot to Ramirez's brow.

Ramirez looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cloltran connects with a couple of short punches.
Cloltran postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Cloltran landing with the ground and pound.
We've been hearing that Cloltran has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cloltran trying to control but Ramirez is working from the bottom.
Cloltran passes Ramirez's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Cloltran scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Ramirez blocking the ground and pound attempt from Cloltran.
Cloltran is nestled in close to Ramirez, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Cloltran connects with a nice short shot to Ramirez's temple.
Cloltran drops an elbow to the side of Ramirez's head.
Cloltran wants to pass to mount but Ramirez is defending the position.
Ramirez has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Cloltran is working away from the top position though.
Cloltran prevents Ramirez from improving his position.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Cloltran thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Ramirez is trying to control but Cloltran manages to pass to mount!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Buzz Cloltran dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Buzz Cloltran's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Cloltran throws a right and a left that Ramirez avoids nicely.
Ramirez seems to have recovered his senses.
Cloltran shoots in for a double leg but Ramirez sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Ramirez lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Ricardo Ramirez seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cloltran lands a nice looking body shot.
Cloltran is looking to chop away at Ramirez's legs.
Some bone on bone action there as Ramirez checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Cloltran misses with a takedown attempt
and Ramirez counters with an inside leg kick.
Ramirez jabs at Cloltran's body.
Cloltran ducks under a wild hook from Ramirez.
Cloltran takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Cloltran throws a body punch but Ramirez moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cloltran drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.

Ramirez has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Cloltran can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Cloltran wants to control from the top but Ramirez keeps moving.
Ramirez looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Ramirez keeping moving, preventing Cloltran from controlling successfully.

Ramirez is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cloltran defends well.
Ramirez is trying to keep Cloltran in close.

Ramirez working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cloltran doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Cloltran manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Ricardo Ramirez has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Ramirez's head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cloltran scoring with punches to the head and body.
Cloltran stands up over Ramirez, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.

Cloltran got a little sloppy there for a moment and Ramirez has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Cloltran has managed to get both his arms back between Ramirez's legs - danger averted.

Ramirez escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Cloltran gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Cloltran chips away with some ground and pound.
Cloltran throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Ramirez works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cloltran postures up and lands a big shot to Ramirez's brow.

Cloltran avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cloltran trying to control but Ramirez is working from the bottom.
Cloltran postures up and lands a big shot to Ramirez's brow.
Cloltran works over Ramirez with some ground and pound from guard.

Ramirez is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cloltran defends well.
Cloltran postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Cloltran landing with the ground and pound.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Cloltran's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Cloltran content to stall in guard here.

Ramirez is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Cloltran defends well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Ramirez throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cloltran is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Cloltran distracts Ramirez with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Cloltran loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Cloltran missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cloltran scores with a decent looking elbow strike.

Ramirez looking for a guillotine here but Cloltran defends easily.
Cloltran lands a couple of elbows.

And that's the end of the fight!
Buzz Cloltran showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Cloltran, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 30:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Cloltran!
A very excited looking Buzz Cloltran rambled incoherently for about 5 minutes post fight about how awesome he is. It was kinda funny for a while but then everyone got annoyed.
Ricardo Ramirez was interviewed post fight and said 'Damn.'.